Last is first

[Covemastah]

Also no Irish need apply

 

[Babagounj]

Apply, you wearing makeup now?

 

[UnionStrong]

Now the Irish are out of the closet?

 

[over9five]

Closet systems used to take a lot of room in my package car

 

[YaGooch]

Car cupholders are always too small for my favorite beverages.

 

[Babagounj]

Beverages like soda are currently off of my menu per doctor's suggestions.

 

[UnionStrong]

Suggestions are not orders

 

[Babagounj]

Orders !
Yes sir, I have my papers right here.

 

[over9five]

Here you don't need orders. Only your covid card...

 

[Babagounj]

Card, I thought you were saying it was hard.

 

[Babagounj]

Hard cheese, I could live forever on this stuff.

 

[over9five]

Stuff that dreams are made of, that's UPS.

 

[Covemastah]

UPS ,, U People Suck !!

 

[Babagounj]

Suck (2009) - IMDb​

Suck is a 2009 rock-and-roll vampire black comedy horror film starring, written and directed by Rob Stefaniuk.
A comedy centered on a rock 'n' roll band that will do anything to become famous.
Not to be confused with

Suck My Dick (2001) - IMDb

:censored: (2001) on IMDb: Plot summary, synopsis, and more...

www.imdb.com

A successfull novel writer called Dr. Jekyll feels haunted by Hyde, a character from his latest novel who somehow materialized. When Jekyll awakens from a surreal nightmare he realizes that Hyde took his penis away, leaving only a hole behind, what finally turns out to be the beginning of a psychological and at times quite campy journey through male fears of loss of power, identity and youth.

 

[Babagounj]

Youth is best described by this interaction;
Vinny Gambini : It is possible that the two yutes...

Judge Chamberlain Haller : ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?

Vinny Gambini : Uh... what word?

Judge Chamberlain Haller : Two what?

Vinny Gambini : What?

Judge Chamberlain Haller : Uh... did you say 'yutes'?

Vinny Gambini : Yeah, two yutes.

Judge Chamberlain Haller : What is a yute ?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Youth is best described by this interaction;
Vinny Gambini : It is possible that the two yutes...

Judge Chamberlain Haller : ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?

Vinny Gambini : Uh... what word?

Judge Chamberlain Haller : Two what?

Vinny Gambini : What?

Judge Chamberlain Haller : Uh... did you say 'yutes'?

Vinny Gambini : Yeah, two yutes.

Judge Chamberlain Haller : What is a yute ?

Yute? What the yute??

 

[over9five]

Yute. A word you use when you want to kill the thread...

 

[Covemastah]

Thread is what my nana used to sew

 

[BSWALKS]

Sew my Nana didn't, she was busy smoking paul mall cigarettes

 

[Covemastah]

Cigarettes,, none for me since September 2017
I don't miss them a bit