Last is first

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Forgotten how to do it, she has...

Has lockjaw except when they want to holler at you...

 

[Covemastah]

You want a hummer ,, you need a big fat bottle of wine and tell her how much you love seeing her mother !

 

[BSWALKS]

Mother of God, how do you respond to that?!

 

[over9five]

Mother of God, how do you respond to that?!

That yard of yours needs to be cleaned up today!

 

[Wilson1397]

That yard of yours needs to be cleaned up today!

Today is too cold, that yard can wait another week.

 

[oldngray]

Today is too cold, that yard can wait another week.

week for more frost

 

[BSWALKS]

Frost tonight so no planting. Yard cleaned, beds edged and ready for bark mulch

 

[Covemastah]

Mulch in bags

 

[over9five]

Mulch in bags

Bags not necessary, we're burning.

 

[oldngray]

burning down the house!

 

[BSWALKS]

House cleaning is woman's work. Outside work is too

 

[over9five]

Too much yard work is why we have wives.

 

[Covemastah]

Wives are never wrong ,, said no man

 

[Operational needs]

Wives are never wrong ,, said no man

Man, you guys are crazy. No wonder you can’t unlock the lockjaw.

 

[over9five]

Lock jaw won't be helped by complaining....

 

[Covemastah]

Complaining won't help the matter

 

[over9five]

Matter of fact, give me a new tractor instead of sex...

 

[Over70irregs]

Matter of fact, give me a new tractor instead of sex...

Sex is better in a tractor. No one can see

 

[Covemastah]

See your by yourself in there

 

[over9five]

See your by yourself in there

There any way better than by yourself?