Last is first

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

FU and the horse you rode in on

On the couch being lazy

 

[Code 82 Approved]

Lazy prostate leads to drips and dribbles, no squirts

 

[over9five]

Squirts is a word sometimes used to mean diarhea

 

[Wilson1397]

Diarrhea is not something you want to have while working

 

[el blanco]

working after 60, never trust a fart

 

[over9five]

Fart is what I blame on the cat.

 

[moreluck]

Cat Ballou is a classic.

 

[KOG72]

Classic video games are coming back

 

[Operational needs]

Classic video games are coming back

Back because people are tired of all the violent games now?

 

[over9five]

Now is the time to bring back Galaga!

 

[Code 82 Approved]

Galaga? Table or standup version?

 

[Operational needs]

Version 10 of the iPhone has been a failure.

 

[Covemastah]

Failure , is what my geometry teacher called me in high school

 

[Operational needs]

Failure , is what my geometry teacher called me in high school

School teachers don't always know what they’re talking about.

 

[moreluck]

About teachers....they usually have their head up their you know what.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

What you don't know about being a teacher would fill volumes.

 

[KOG72]

Volumes is a hard word to start a sentence with

 

[moreluck]

With.....ending with a preposition is a no-no!!

 

[Operational needs]

No-no, said the two year old.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

No-no, said the two year old.

Old , fat , and an hideous mustache = @Turdferguson