Last is first

[over9five]

Go west, young grasshopper!

 

[Operational needs]

Go west, young grasshopper!

Grasshopper is what the guy was called in Kung Fu.

 

[over9five]

Grasshopper is what the guy was called in Kung .

FU is not allowed! I'm tellin' Cheryl!!!

 

[Operational needs]

is not allowed! I'm tellin' Cheryl!!!

Cheryl will understand and think it’s as funny as I do that it was blocked out.

 

[over9five]

Out of the forum, and into Mod Queue you will go!

 

[Operational needs]

Go West, Young Man.

 

[floridays]

Go West, Young Man.

Man, this is really difficult.

 

[moreluck]

Man, this is really difficult.

'Difficult' just makes me try harder!

 

[over9five]

Harder brownies than rocks is what my wife makes

 

[moreluck]

Makes me want to start dunking!

 

[Operational needs]

Dunking your biscotti will make it soggy.

 

[moreluck]

Dunking your biscotti will make it soggy.

Soggy is what it needs to be for me to bite through it!

 

[Whitelexus]

Soggy is what it needs to be for me to bite through it!

It will be worth it

 

[Covemastah]

It won’t hurt

 

[moreluck]

Hurt feelings seem to be the epidemic of today's youth.

 

[over9five]

"Youth is wasted on the young"...or something along those lines.

 

[tonyexpress]

Lines are definitely a waste of time.

 

[Operational needs]

Time is flying way too fast!

 

[over9five]

Fast cars, fast women. That's how I roll!

 

[moreluck]

Roll in the midsection...my downfall.