Screw that and @turdfergusonToday is National make your bed day.
Don't forget to wash the sheetsScrew that and @turdferguson
Oops wrong day.Today is National Peanut day.
Leave you one simple job...and you mess it all up...Yesterday was National chocolate milkshake day.
I tried to help poor @moreluck out. Now look at the mess I made. Almost as bad as your pancakes.Leave you one simple job...and you mess it all up...
Thanks for keeping up in my absence!!Today is National eat a hoagie day.
Anytime. Just don't tell anyone that I screwed up.Thanks for keeping up in my absence!!