TSA Bumper Stickers.........
Can't see London, Cant see France, Unless we see your underpants.
Grope discounts available.
If we did our job any better. We'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last person.
We are now free to move about your body.
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope, It's a freedom pat.
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'