Only for you white folks,

floridays

Well-Known Member
Here it is:

Proclamation of Amnesty and Pardon Granted to
All Persons of European Descent


Whereas, Europeans kept my forebears in bondage some three centuries toiling without pay,

Whereas, Europeans ignored the human rights pledges of the Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution,

Whereas, the Emancipation Proclamation, the Thirteenth and Fourteenth Amendments meant little more than empty words,

Therefore, Americans of European ancestry are guilty of great crimes against my ancestors and their progeny.

But, in the recognition Europeans themselves have been victims of various and sundry human rights violations to wit: the Norman Conquest, the Irish Potato Famine, Decline of the Hapsburg Dynasty, Napoleonic and Czarist adventurism, and gratuitous insults and speculations about the intelligence of Europeans of Polish descent,

I, Walter E. Williams, do declare full and general amnesty and pardon to all persons of European ancestry, for both their own grievances, and those of their forebears, against my people.

Therefore, from this day forward Americans of European ancestry can stand straight and proud knowing they are without guilt and thus obliged not to act like damn fools in their relationships with Americans of African ancestry.


Walter E. Williams, Gracious and Generous Grantor
 

bbsam

Moderator
Staff member
I, Walter E. Williams, do declare full and general amnesty and pardon to all persons of European ancestry, for both their own grievances, and those of their forebears, against my people.

Your people Walter? You can lead all you want. Nobody's following.

But maybe Massa Hannity will let you guest host some night and he'll leave a biscuit in the dressing room for ya.
 

vantexan

Well-Known Member
Your people Walter? You can lead all you want. Nobody's following.

But maybe Massa Hannity will let you guest host some night and he'll leave a biscuit in the dressing room for ya.
So no, race relations will never improve because whites and blacks will never see things the same?
 

bbsam

Moderator
Staff member
So no, race relations will never improve because whites and blacks will never see things the same?
They won't improve while a president focuses immigration policy on the color of people's skin and a major political party bends itself inside out to agree.
 

rod

Retired 23 years
Looks like a :poop:hole to me. This was before the earthquake. You know damn well it will look like this again even after the US has wasted millions/billions? of dollars to rebuild it

 
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