Random Facts

oldngray

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moreluck

golden ticket member
A woman called our airline customer service-desk asking if she could take her dog on board.
"Sure," I said, "As long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around and roll over.
The customer was flummoxed:
"I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Four hours of sleep at age 21: I'm ready to party again. Four hours of sleep at age 40: Say one thing to me and I'll smack you in the face.
 
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