Random Facts
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moreluck
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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He got mad because you forgot to brush your teeth.
moreluck
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Thanks for your input, Nancy. Your p.o.v., no matter how weird is always.....aw crap, I can't even type this with a straight face!!
moreluck
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False facts....
Bagpipes are Scottish. Sorry Braveheart fans...they were prevalent in the Middle East centuries before Western Europe.
Your hair and nails keep growing after death. Wrong, but your skin tissue does recede, making them appear longer.
Toads cause warts. Humans can catch warts only from other humans. Those bumps on toads are just their skin glands.
Bagpipes are Scottish. Sorry Braveheart fans...they were prevalent in the Middle East centuries before Western Europe.
Your hair and nails keep growing after death. Wrong, but your skin tissue does recede, making them appear longer.
Toads cause warts. Humans can catch warts only from other humans. Those bumps on toads are just their skin glands.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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I'm sorry-----how is this a "fact"?
moreluck
golden ticket member
Ask Jeeves!
moreluck
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Facts That Are False:
SOS = Save our ship . It doesn't stand for anything. SOS became a Morse code distress signal because it's so easy to transmit , three dots, three dashes, three dots.
Adam and Eve ate an apple - they ate the 'forbidden fruit' of the tree of knowledge - nowhere in Genesis does it say it was an apple.
SOS = Save our ship . It doesn't stand for anything. SOS became a Morse code distress signal because it's so easy to transmit , three dots, three dashes, three dots.
Adam and Eve ate an apple - they ate the 'forbidden fruit' of the tree of knowledge - nowhere in Genesis does it say it was an apple.
90° here
oldngray
nowhere special
Sorry but it was disallowed by the USGA.
moreluck
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This was an elusive bucket list item......'til today!
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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Getting a hole in one through the windmill at the local mini-putt does not count.
Sorry, Dave. A HIO is a big achievement for a golfer.
If you're that cranky today, go kick poor Rowdy again.
moreluck
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he's been golfing since he was in his early 20's and this is a first......you are a wet blanket!
