Random Facts

[over9five]

President Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy and President Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.

Neither secretary had nice legs.

 

[Catatonic]

Neither secretary had nice legs.

But neither one had runs.

 

[Big Babooba]

They were both succeeded by a Johnson.(Don't go there!)

 

[dilligaf]

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

So do scorpions.

 

[DS]

If scorpians are surrounded by fire they will sting themselves

 

[bubsdad]

Snakes won't crawl across a hemp rope. If you're camping in snake country put a rope around your tent.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

James Brolin likes Babs even 37% less than I like her.

Barbara Streisand reminds me of Bea Arthur, rest her soul.

Mr and Mrs Streisand are still married.

That's funny!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Barbra!!

 

[dilligaf]

Barbra!!

BRABRA!!

 

[Catatonic]

Snakes won't crawl across a hemp rope. If you're camping in snake country put a rope around your tent.

How about a bear?

 

[Dizzee]

How about a bear?

That will work. Snakes won't crawl over a bear either.

 

[Catatonic]

That will work. Snakes won't crawl over a bear either.

Oh man ... I like that!

 

[moreluck]

Snakes will crawl over a rope that is only 37% hemp.

 

[Red Dawn]

after 30 days of birth your eyes will not grow anymore.

 

[over9five]

after 30 days of birth your eyes will not grow anymore.

At 12 days your eyes are 37% of their full size.

 

[over9five]

How about a bear?

That will work. Snakes won't crawl over a bear either.

Nice!!!!!!!!!!LOL!

 

[Catatonic]

At 12 days your eyes are 37% of their full size.

After her top comes off, my eyes are 110% of their full size!

 

[moreluck]

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II,
moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

 

[dilligaf]

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

 

[dilligaf]

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.