MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Making up crap about the person you worship is understandable. I guess its OK though since no one knows what grades your Messiah got in any schools...because he keeps them sealed...i wonder why he does that?
He probably doesn't want to toot his own horn. I think he keeps them in the same hermetically-sealed vault where his real (Kenyan) birth certificate is located. According to Art Bell, he commutes by spaceship nightly between Area 51 and Kenya so he can keep-up with what's happening in his real home.