When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted Democrat, give
them this list. Then they can pick a reason from this "TOP 12".
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1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at
15% isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten
years if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away
the social security from those who paid into it.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed
to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas
past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to
people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset
some endangered beetle, gopher or
fish.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful
country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it's
unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.