Republicans & Democrats

Box Ox

Well-Known Member
The king wanted to go fishing,

and he asked the royal weather

forecaster the forecast for the

next few hours. The palace

meteorologist assured him

that there was no chance of rain.


So the king and the queen went

fishing. On the way he met a man

with a fishing pole riding on a

donkey, and he asked the man

if the fish were biting.


The fisherman said, "Your

Majesty, you should return to

the palace! In just a short time

I expect a huge rain storm."


The king replied: "I hold the

palace meteorologist in high

regard. He is an educated and

experienced professional.

Besides, I pay him very high

wages. He gave me a very

different forecast. I trust him."


So the king continued on

his way. However, in a short

time a torrential rain fell from

the sky. The King and Queen

were totally soaked.


Furious, the king returned to

the palace and gave the order

to fire the meteorologist. Then

he summoned the fisherman

and offered him the prestigious

position of royal forecaster.


The fisherman said, "Your

Majesty, I do not know anything

about forecasting. I obtain my

information from my donkey. If

I see my donkey's ears drooping,

it means with certainty that...

it will rain."


So the king hired the donkey.


And thus began the practice of

hiring dumb asses to work in

influential positions of government.

The practice is unbroken to this date.


Thus, the democrat party...

symbol was born!


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BrownArmy

Well-Known Member
The king wanted to go fishing,

and he asked the royal weather

forecaster the forecast for the

next few hours. The palace

meteorologist assured him

that there was no chance of rain.


So the king and the queen went

fishing. On the way he met a man

with a fishing pole riding on a

donkey, and he asked the man

if the fish were biting.


The fisherman said, "Your

Majesty, you should return to

the palace! In just a short time

I expect a huge rain storm."


The king replied: "I hold the

palace meteorologist in high

regard. He is an educated and

experienced professional.

Besides, I pay him very high

wages. He gave me a very

different forecast. I trust him."


So the king continued on

his way. However, in a short

time a torrential rain fell from

the sky. The King and Queen

were totally soaked.


Furious, the king returned to

the palace and gave the order

to fire the meteorologist. Then

he summoned the fisherman

and offered him the prestigious

position of royal forecaster.


The fisherman said, "Your

Majesty, I do not know anything

about forecasting. I obtain my

information from my donkey. If

I see my donkey's ears drooping,

it means with certainty that...

it will rain."


So the king hired the donkey.


And thus began the practice of

hiring dumb asses to work in

influential positions of government.

The practice is unbroken to this date.


Thus, the democrat party...

symbol was born!

Soooo...

The donkey was right?
 

rickyb

Well-Known Member
Isn't open borders destroying the planet? People flooding here then using fossil fuels.
EVERYTHING IS DESTROYING THE PLANET

A BIGGER MIDDLE CLASS WOULD DESTROY THE PLANET IF WE KEEP DOING WHAT WERE DOING. so its better that everyone is becoming more poor
 

rickyb

Well-Known Member
if we could just get rid of those good for nothing corrupt democrat party and just let the incorruptible republican saints to always have power, then the country would be in perfect shape!
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
EVERYTHING IS DESTROYING THE PLANET

A BIGGER MIDDLE CLASS WOULD DESTROY THE PLANET IF WE KEEP DOING WHAT WERE DOING. so its better that everyone is becoming more poor
Exactly, These illegals are better off back home in their huts.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
And just like that they went from being against foreign interference in our elections to allowing non-citizens to vote in our elections.
 

rickyb

Well-Known Member
And just like that they went from being against foreign interference in our elections to allowing non-citizens to vote in our elections.
princess, they already let billionaires around the world ruin elections.

its nothing new. the elections were far from "pristine" before this or russian meddling.
 

Box Ox

Well-Known Member
no because either you believe in freedom which includes free movement across borders or you dont.

What does "free movement across borders" actually mean to you? No ID checks? No stops? Is it like driving across town but between countries?
 

rickyb

Well-Known Member
What does "free movement across borders" actually mean to you? No ID checks? No stops? Is it like driving across town but between countries?
no you can have security but you cant tell ppl which country they have to live in. thats not freedom.
 
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