Retirees in the Buff
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moreluck
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I remember this skit with Johnny & Betty White.
moreluck
golden ticket member
moreluck
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SEX AND THE ELDERLY........
THE EIGHTY-THREE YEAR OLD LADY FINISHED HER ANNUAL
PHYSICAL EXAMINATION, THE DOCTOR SAID, "YOU ARE IN FINE
SHAPE FOR YOUR AGE, MRS. GREEN, BUT TELL ME, DO
YOU STILL HAVE INTERCOURSE?"
"JUST A MINUTE, I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY HUSBAND", SHE SAID.
SHE STEPPED OUT INTO THE CROWDED RECEPTION ROOM
AND YELLED OUT LOUD:
"BOB, DO WE STILL HAVE INTERCOURSE?"
THERE WAS A COMPLETE HUSH - YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP.
BOB ANSWERED IMPATIENTLY, "IF I TOLD YOU ONCE,
IRMA, I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES. WHAT WE HAVE IS...
BLUE CROSS!"
THE EIGHTY-THREE YEAR OLD LADY FINISHED HER ANNUAL
PHYSICAL EXAMINATION, THE DOCTOR SAID, "YOU ARE IN FINE
SHAPE FOR YOUR AGE, MRS. GREEN, BUT TELL ME, DO
YOU STILL HAVE INTERCOURSE?"
"JUST A MINUTE, I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY HUSBAND", SHE SAID.
SHE STEPPED OUT INTO THE CROWDED RECEPTION ROOM
AND YELLED OUT LOUD:
"BOB, DO WE STILL HAVE INTERCOURSE?"
THERE WAS A COMPLETE HUSH - YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP.
BOB ANSWERED IMPATIENTLY, "IF I TOLD YOU ONCE,
IRMA, I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES. WHAT WE HAVE IS...
BLUE CROSS!"
