50 Shades of Grey for Seniors (funny ending)
Back and forth . . . in and out . . . in and out . . . a little to the
right. . . a little to the left. . . she could feel the sweat on her
forehead . . . between her breasts . . . and trickling down the small of
her back . . . she was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife
moved . . . forwards then backwards . . . forward then backward, again . . .
and again . . . her heart was pounding now . . . her face was flushed . . .
she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . .
finally . . . totally exhausted, she let out a piercing scream . . .
"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"