I'm on my second set of clippers. I can do the top and sides fine, but still go every other haircut to a stylist so they can do the trimming for me. I don't trust myself to do a good job with that part.
Retirees in the Buff
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Probably some young good looking woman?
retiredTxfeeder
cap'n crunch
Old, your pic reminded me. About 1980 I delivered and picked up at a photography business. They had contracts to take pictures of all the schools around there and the individual pics like senior photos as well... The motto of their business, and it was on every packet of photos they sent out, was "We shoot school kids." It may have been kind of catchy back then, but oh so politically incorrect now.
moreluck
golden ticket member
I can still sing all the words to the opening song of this show........just stored trivia taking up space in there
Mighty Mouse! Every Saturday morning.
In case you forgot them.....
Mister Trouble never hangs around
When he hears this Mighty sound.
"Here I come to save the day"
That means that Mighty Mouse is on his way.
Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right
Mighty Mouse will join the fight.
On the sea or on the land,
He gets the situation well in hand.
Mighty Mouse! Every Saturday morning.
In case you forgot them.....
Mister Trouble never hangs around
When he hears this Mighty sound.
"Here I come to save the day"
That means that Mighty Mouse is on his way.
Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right
Mighty Mouse will join the fight.
On the sea or on the land,
He gets the situation well in hand.
Wouldn't hurt my feelings, but usually not.
I know you hate those young women brushing against you.
Depends on what part is doing the brushing.
moreluck
golden ticket member
"Retirees in the Buff ' and you use the word...DEPENDS.....really ??
upschuck
Well-Known Member
Is there a bad part?
moreluck
golden ticket member
"Technical" Support
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Okay."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Okay."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
moreluck
golden ticket member
A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A
few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street
with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At his follow up visit the doctor talked to the man and
said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a
hot mamma and be cheerful'."
The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."
few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street
with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At his follow up visit the doctor talked to the man and
said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a
hot mamma and be cheerful'."
The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."
