Retirees in the Buff

[burrheadd]

It seems I always see one like this at the music festivals I go to.

Your wife

 

[Catatonic]

Your wife

She may be my lover but she ain't no dancer.

 

[moreluck]

 

[oldngray]

 

[moreluck]

 

[moreluck]

"Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

 

[Catatonic]

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Old time religion

 

[burrheadd]

 

[Rainman]

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If you really want to jam, I'll loan you my transistor radio. I still have one that works.

 

[burrheadd]

If you really want to jam, I'll loan you my transistor radio. I still have one that works.

Uh Wat

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

If you really want to jam, I'll loan you my transistor radio. I still have one that works.

They are hard to find any more.

 

[oldngray]

 

[Catatonic]

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I need this.
My wife gets really perplexed that I can't stay with her.

 

[oldngray]

I need this.
My wife gets really perplexed that I can't stay with her.

Mine would wander off on her own and expect me to keep track of her. If I ever went my own way she would ream me out for leaving her.

 

[moreluck]

I need this.
My wife gets really perplexed that I can't stay with her.

I was looking for a "lost husband" in Ralphs yesterday. I was all ready to leave and he was nowhere to be found. Foot tapping and waiting at the front doors.

 

[Catatonic]

Mine would wander off on her own and expect me to keep track of her. If I ever went my own way she would ream me out for leaving her.

Yep, that's what I'm talking about.

 

[moreluck]

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

 

[moreluck]

Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I was looking for a "lost husband" in Ralphs yesterday. I was all ready to leave and he was nowhere to be found. Foot tapping and waiting at the front doors.

I'm surprised you didn't have him paged.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.

Learned this one the hard way. Made my first delivery ever to a nursing home and made the mistake of asking one of the residents how she was. 10 minutes later she was still listing all of her ailments.