I think
@rod is reading his 1970’s Penthouse Letters
I only looked at the pictures and read the jokes---I know everyone says they read the articles but I will be honest.
I had a small grocery store on my route that I would sit in the back room and look at all the magazines. If I wanted one I would just ask and they would rip the front cover off it and I got it free. All they had to do was turn in the cover to get return credit for unsold magazines. If I mentioned that my wife was out of town or had some girly function to go to that night the check-out gals would grab a hand full of magazines, rip the covers off and give them to me. They got a big kick out of it. I had free access to every Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler plus all the others for years. Have I told you lately how tough I had it?