Russian indictments (Fluff Edition)

[Turdferguson]

Fixed it

Fake BS like you normally post is more like it

 

[floridays]

Fake BS like you normally post is more like it

Thin skin?

 

[bbsam]

Go ahead and deflect. Bottom line, you wasn't man enough to do my job.

Oh. See, I’ve heard it all.

I’ve heard I’m a drug addict because of abandonment issues since I was given up for adoption.

I’ve heard it’s because I was raised by white parents.

I’ve heard it’s because I wasn’t raised by black parents.

I’ve heard it’s because I never found my birth parents.

I’ve heard it’s because I was the only black kid in town.

I’ve heard it’s because I never finished college.

I’ve heard it’s because I cheated on my college girlfriends a lot.

I’ve even heard it’s because I couldn’t do your job. And you’re not even the first to suggest that one.

It’s probably all psychobabble bullcrap.
Then again, what difference does it make?

I happen to be a great husband, father, son and brother. I volunteer in my community and make a difference in people’s lives. I go to work and I happen to be pretty damn good at it. I have a good life.

By the way, I’m glad you can do your job. I guess. Don’t mistake that for envying you in the least. I don’t.

 

[bbsam]

Go ahead and deflect. Bottom line, you wasn't man enough to do my job.

Weren’t

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Weren’t

Go pimp out your employees
Because you weren't strong enough to be a UPS driver

 

[floridays]

Oh. See, I’ve heard it all.

I’ve heard I’m a drug addict because of abandonment issues since I was given up for adoption.

I’ve heard it’s because I was raised by white parents.

I’ve heard it’s because I wasn’t raised by black parents.

I’ve heard it’s because I never found my birth parents.

I’ve heard it’s because I was the only black kid in town.

I’ve heard it’s because I never finished college.

I’ve heard it’s because I cheated on my college girlfriends a lot.

I’ve even heard it’s because I couldn’t do your job. And you’re not even the first to suggest that one.

It’s probably all psychobabble bullcrap.
Then again, what difference does it make?

I happen to be a great husband, father, son and brother. I volunteer in my community and make a difference in people’s lives. I go to work and I happen to be pretty damn good at it. I have a good life.

By the way, I’m glad you can do your job. I guess. Don’t mistake that for envying you in the least. I don’t.

Congratulations, Go to the head of the class.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Oh. See, I’ve heard it all.

I’ve heard I’m a drug addict because of abandonment issues since I was given up for adoption.

I’ve heard it’s because I was raised by white parents.

I’ve heard it’s because I wasn’t raised by black parents.

I’ve heard it’s because I never found my birth parents.

I’ve heard it’s because I was the only black kid in town.

I’ve heard it’s because I never finished college.

I’ve heard it’s because I cheated on my college girlfriends a lot.

I’ve even heard it’s because I couldn’t do your job. And you’re not even the first to suggest that one.

It’s probably all psychobabble bullcrap.
Then again, what difference does it make?

I happen to be a great husband, father, son and brother. I volunteer in my community and make a difference in people’s lives. I go to work and I happen to be pretty damn good at it. I have a good life.

By the way, I’m glad you can do your job. I guess. Don’t mistake that for envying you in the least. I don’t.

Nice excuse. I still am able to don't job despite a broken home

.got anything else?!

 

[floridays]

Weren’t

So you agree you weren't.

I'll play your sides silly game, that's the way it's done, correct?

 

[Catatonic]

Nice excuse. I still am able to don't job despite a broken home

.got anything else?!

But you still can't type well!

 

[Turdferguson]

Thin skin?

Ain't nothing thin about me

 

[Turdferguson]

But you still can't type well!

Spell*

 

[Catatonic]

Congratulations, Go to the head of the class.

Ain't nothing thin about me

As far as Turds go.

 

[floridays]

But you still can't type well!

Looks great in a skirt however.

 

[floridays]

Spell*

Still looks great in a skirt.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Ain't nothing thin about me

Especially your gut

 

[bbsam]

But you still can't type well!

I’m not sure it’s even coherent logic.

 

[Turdferguson]

Especially your gut

Wear like a badge of honor. Reminds me I don't drive anymore

 

[bbsam]

Congratulations, Go to the head of the class.

What would I do there?

 

[Catatonic]

I’m not sure it’s even coherent logic.

I don't like to be judgmental!

 

[bbsam]

I don't like to be judgmental!

I don’t believe you.