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Fred's Myth

Fred's Myth

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sailfish said:
Those guys came nearly two decades after me. TTKU.
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We're talking generations here.

A generation is "all of the people born and living at about the same time, regarded collectively." It can also be described as, "the average period, generally considered to be about thirty years, during which children are born and grow up, become adults, and begin to have children of their own".

That makes you included.
 
sailfish

sailfish

Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
Fred's Myth said:
We're talking generations here.

A generation is "all of the people born and living at about the same time, regarded collectively." It can also be described as, "the average period, generally considered to be about thirty years, during which children are born and grow up, become adults, and begin to have children of their own".

That makes you included.
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Different generation. TTKU.
 
sailfish

sailfish

Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
Fred's Myth said:
Two decades is twenty years. A generation is thirty. So nearly two decades ago still places you among that generation.
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The last several haven't even ran twenty years so that's still wrong. But thirty years starting and ending when?
 
MECH-lift

MECH-lift

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SOB was waiting for me
 
Shiftless

Shiftless

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Feeder driver's will relate to this.

For those that drive at night its not uncommon to have a snack as you drive like a piece of fruit or something.

So I am going down the highway, it is about 2 am and I am pulling a set of trailer's . I reach over after being on the road for a while and about less than an hour from my destination and grab the orange I had brought to work.

Note: Before I leave for work a take one of those tupperware tools that you make lines around the orange so that it makes it super easy to peel.

So I peel off the skin and then take a bite out of the super juicy, fairly firm, but odd tasting orange. Now that I am chewing it I am starting a small incline and need to grab a lower gear and all I can think of is this orange tastes Super Funky!!! So I pass the orange back to my right hand after the down shift. But things are really ramping up! I am tingling around my mouth and the skin on my face is feeling so crazy and I am having to snort out of my nose from the tingling effect happening there too! I am also realizing the tingling effect is becoming everywhere, down my chest, my arms and hands. Mind you this is in just seconds this all is playing out! By switching the orange to my right hand I then use my left hand to hit the cab light over the door jam.

The light comes on! I look at the orange in my right hand and thousands of opaque little spiders are still scrambling out of the orange. Damage DONE! There are thousands of these little spiders all over my face, arms,, nose and even making there way down the back of my neck and falling down on the hairs of my chest. Scrambling down my UPS shorts at a fast pace to the floor! I am just covered in these spiders everywhere!

I no longer eat fruit that I can not see in the light and completely inspect!!!!

The other driver I shared the tractor with, cried for weeks about spiders in the tractor as he was already whacky nut job about spiders!
 
sailfish

sailfish

Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
Shiftless said:
Feeder driver's will relate to this.

For those that drive at night its not uncommon to have a snack as you drive like a piece of fruit or something.

So I am going down the highway, it is about 2 am and I am pulling a set of trailer's . I reach over after being on the road for a while and about less than an hour from my destination and grab the orange I had brought to work.

Note: Before I leave for work a take one of those tupperware tools that you make lines around the orange so that it makes it super easy to peel.

So I peel off the skin and then take a bite out of the super juicy, fairly firm, but odd tasting orange. Now that I am chewing it I am starting a small incline and need to grab a lower gear and all I can think of is this orange tastes Super Funky!!! So I pass the orange back to my right hand after the down shift. But things are really ramping up! I am tingling around my mouth and the skin on my face is feeling so crazy and I am having to snort out of my nose from the tingling effect happening there too! I am also realizing the tingling effect is becoming everywhere, down my chest, my arms and hands. Mind you this is in just seconds this all is playing out! By switching the orange to my right hand I then use my left hand to hit the cab light over the door jam.

The light comes on! I look at the orange in my right hand and thousands of opaque little spiders are still scrambling out of the orange. Damage DONE! There are thousands of these little spiders all over my face, arms,, nose and even making there way down the back of my neck and falling down on the hairs of my chest. Scrambling down my UPS shorts at a fast pace to the floor! I am just covered in these spiders everywhere!

I no longer eat fruit that I can not see in the light and completely inspect!!!!

The other driver I shared the tractor with, cried for weeks about spiders in the tractor as he was already whacky nut job about spiders!
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@Wrong would cry like a pusillanimous.
 
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chicken alfredo

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Shiftless said:
Feeder driver's will relate to this.

For those that drive at night its not uncommon to have a snack as you drive like a piece of fruit or something.

So I am going down the highway, it is about 2 am and I am pulling a set of trailer's . I reach over after being on the road for a while and about less than an hour from my destination and grab the orange I had brought to work.

Note: Before I leave for work a take one of those tupperware tools that you make lines around the orange so that it makes it super easy to peel.

So I peel off the skin and then take a bite out of the super juicy, fairly firm, but odd tasting orange. Now that I am chewing it I am starting a small incline and need to grab a lower gear and all I can think of is this orange tastes Super Funky!!! So I pass the orange back to my right hand after the down shift. But things are really ramping up! I am tingling around my mouth and the skin on my face is feeling so crazy and I am having to snort out of my nose from the tingling effect happening there too! I am also realizing the tingling effect is becoming everywhere, down my chest, my arms and hands. Mind you this is in just seconds this all is playing out! By switching the orange to my right hand I then use my left hand to hit the cab light over the door jam.

The light comes on! I look at the orange in my right hand and thousands of opaque little spiders are still scrambling out of the orange. Damage DONE! There are thousands of these little spiders all over my face, arms,, nose and even making there way down the back of my neck and falling down on the hairs of my chest. Scrambling down my UPS shorts at a fast pace to the floor! I am just covered in these spiders everywhere!

I no longer eat fruit that I can not see in the light and completely inspect!!!!

The other driver I shared the tractor with, cried for weeks about spiders in the tractor as he was already whacky nut job about spiders!
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That is one of the funniest and craziest stories I’ve ever heard !!! I’m glad you didn’t crash while that whole thing played out!
 

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