Since when did UPS start writing fortune cookie messages?

[laffter]

 

[Indecisi0n]

Is that sitting on a sock?

 

[laffter]

I believe that's a shawl my roommate knitted.

 

[Catatonic]

Is that sitting on a sock?

Beside a great work shoe?

 

[Wally]

The ORION folks must be freelancing as Fortune Cookie writers?

 

[Notretiredyet]

And yet according to my time study, I fail each day.

 

[BSWALKS]

Is that sitting on a sock?

Fresh meat

 

[hurricanegunner]

They have always made up little sayings. A planned day makes a safe day. Uh huh.

 

[PT Car Washer]

Hope is not a plan.

 

[oldngray]

Every package is a guest.

 

[joeboodog]

Lifting's a breeze when you bend at the knees.

 

[govols019]

Straps and bands will cut your hands.

 

[joeboodog]

Look sharp! Don't get cut.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Fresh meat
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I thought we weren't allowed to post porn here?

 

[BSWALKS]

I thought we weren't allowed to post porn here?

That'd be a slow weekend for you, youngblood.