The Annual Jason Pierre-Paul Awards!

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NHL goaltender Matiss Kivlenieks dead from fireworks accident

Kivlenieks, 24, died from a fireworks mortar blast and chest trauma, according to Inspector Mitch Brown of the Oakland County Medical Examiner’s Office.

nbc-2.com

He was mortarfied

 

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That time of the year again!

Police: Man in Broward blows hand off with fireworks

The accident occurred in Lauderdale Lakes on State Road 7 at around 1 a.m. Saturday. The man and his hand were taken to the hospital.

www.palmbeachpost.com

Gotta hand it to him. He won the hard luck trophy hands down.

 

[Wally]

He was mortarfied

Lol

 

[Wally]

Illinois man critically injured as firework explodes in his face

The Lake County Sheriff’s Office said that criminal charges are possible

www.independent.co.uk

 

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SEATTLE

Illegal fireworks destroy North Seattle townhomes, displacing drag queens​

Illegal fireworks destroy North Seattle townhomes, displacing drag queens

In the Olympic Hills neighborhood of Seattle, officials fought a fire Saturday on a second-floor balcony that extended into one townhome and spread to others.

www.king5.com

 

[Wally]

Oops!

Woman dead, 9 injured after fireworks explosion at home in Michigan

Nine people were transported to local hospitals with "injuries ranging from minor to critical."

www.cbsnews.com

 

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[Wally]

OOPS!

Firework blows off 11-year-old girl's fingers in River Rouge

The sisters ran to a neighbor they knew was a nurse who applied a tourniquet.

www.clickondetroit.com

LI man blows off hand, severs fingers while using fireworks

A firework explosion left a Long Island man hospitalized with serious injuries to his hands on Saturday night, Suffolk County Police said. Firework safety Gov. Kathy Hochul

www.audacy.com

 

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Went out with a blast!

https://pix11.com/news/us-world-news/man-dies-after-placing-lit-firework-on-his-head-during-fourth-of-july-party/

 

[Wally]

Oops!

Discarded fireworks reignite leaving Pleasant Grove home a complete loss

A Pleasant Grove home caught fire overnight after fireworks were thrown away and reignited in the trash.Pleasant Grove firefighters said they responded to the r

kutv.com

 

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https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/PlD4oRhxAs

 

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18-year-old hit, killed after getting out of car to get item in Surfside Beach

Surfside Beach police are investigating a Thursday night crash that ended the life of an 18-year-old pedestrian.

www.wmbfnews.com

 

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Not any more

 

[Wally]

Oops!

In Oschatz in Saxony, a 45-year-old man died of serious head injuries when he set fire to a "pyrotechnic bomb".

Five dead in Germany from New Year's fireworks accidents

Five people died across Germany and a police officer was seriously injured from accidents linked to the powerful fireworks Germans traditionally set off to celebrate the new year.

www.rnz.co.nz

 

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Dedicated to the perplexing Americian tradition of self injury via detonation of fireworks!

And it begins!

Three hurt in Clinton County fireworks mishap

Firefighters responded after dusk Saturday to a house in Beech Creek Township

www.wnep.com

 

[Wally]

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/fireworks-fatality-buena-park-southern-california-20586789.php

 

[Wally]

Oops! @Covemastah, you know this guy?

Robert Spagnuolo was declared dead around 9:30 p.m. after suffering a facial injury.

Cruz said that Spagnuolo was setting off fireworks on Beach Street when one exploded in his face.

Man, 70, Dies After Firework Explodes in His Face at Beach on Fourth of July

Robert Spagnuolo, a 70-year-old Massachusetts resident, died on July 4 after he was ‘apparently killed by a firework’ in Wareham, the Plymouth County District Attorney’s office said. Authorities added that a firework ‘exploded in his face, causing traumatic injuries.’

people.com