The Lets Get Rid Of Our Cops Movement
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Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
The Target Store in Minneapolis saw firsthand those alternatives.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
How much Narcan applications were given by the police last year? Lots of junkies were saved. They want drug users to die?
Yeah, good luck with that. I’ve seen what happens when hard left cities hate their own police forces and don’t allow them to enforce the law. No police force would be even worse.
It will be fine
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Then it’s a good thing no one is advocating for no police.
DriveInDriveOut
Inordinately Right
I know you're a liberal so you don't think money is real, but fact is, when you don't fund the police, you don't have police.
Use your brain.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Allegedly, the current police budget will be used for "better" things?
Maybe stuff like portable defibrillators? The cops will use them on folks in cardiac....
Oops...never mind.
It will be fine
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A reasonable person would admit there are many situations that police respond to that could be better handled by someone with different training. When your only tool is a hammer everything becomes a nail. It’s time we move past the current default solution of murdering black people.
They could treat them like Barney Fife. Walk around with unloaded guns.
Except the stats don't show that to be the case. So what are you saying? Is there no movement to defund the police or not?
It will be fine
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Somebody watched a Facebook video and is now an expert. Lulz, you are painfully predictable.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
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Chicago would be depopulated in no time. The dead bodies would really pile up.
Chicago would be depopulated in no time. The dead bodies would really pile up.
Oh yes they are. There are calls to defund law enforcement and shift the savings to “free everything” social programs in numerous hard leftist cities right now.
DriveInDriveOut
Inordinately Right
Cops aren't the ones doing the murdering, they're the ones trying to stop the murdering.
DriveInDriveOut
Inordinately Right
Somebody watched a Facebook video and is now an expert. Lulz, you are painfully predictable.
Officers, over here, I'm the one who called!
Sorry ma'am, we aren't officers, we're Intermediaries. What seems to be the problem.
This man broke into my house and tried to rape me!
And sir, your side please?
Well bro, you know how it is, saw this fine young thang, and thought got to hit dat!
He does have a point ma'am. Would you consider giving him a piece if he agrees to leave right after?
Will he wear a condom?
Aw, do I have to?
Come on now, we're here to work this out to everyone's satisfaction. You were nice enough to wait until we arrived so give what we're offering a chance. We have condoms if you need one.
Oh, ok, I'll hit it with a raincoat.
There you go! I'll just need both of you to initial here that the rape in progress has been moved to a lovemaking session of mutual consent.
Thank you Intermediaries, I feel so much better now! I'm so glad I called!
Me too, I can tap that ass without my old lady finding out in the shame section tomorrow!
This has been a presentation from your local Intermediaries Office. Together with your help we can eliminate all interactions formerly known as crimes and make your experience a safe and happy event. Tell all your friends and neighbors!
Fred's Myth
Nonhyphenated American
How about we make it a serious criminal offense, one that is actually punished, to harm, or refuse to follow directives of, police officers. Then maybe the extreme methods of restraining people wouldn't be necessary. Touch a cop in UK and you go to jail.
No, been seeing reports of it from multiple sources for close to a week. Funny how you're always behind on what's going on.
