The ( OFFICIAL ) angry Contract results thread!

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Tell her no prime rib, I'm not made of money

She will kill you on the drinks. I taught her well

 

[Tony Q]

If you saw me naked you would definitely not be interested in doing that.

 

[upssalesguy]

Jim Casey has become a cult persona and it's time to move on. It's creepy

A-fricken-men.

Let’s read “a talk with Joe” again.

 

[Tony Q]

Sick of your .

You can’t handle the truth

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I’m going on 14 years at UPS and was a Major Accoint Manager by year 4. Assuming I’ve been successful you can probably make some guesses that if I drove 1100 miles this week I probably wasn’t visiting vinny’s Pool supply and 3rd street.

You keep saying you've driven 1100 miles this week like it's some kind of accomplishment. If you're so good you shouldn't have to drive that much. If you really do have 1 account worth $64 million that should be your whole day.

 

[Tony Q]

STFU

Okay, you scared me

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I'm pushing you harder so you do better.....looks like I need a bigger stick

As long as we don't go back to the belt, I still can't wear one

 

[Over disciplined0123]

I can't be bothered to read through 30 pages of merged threads. When do we start striking?

Monday. Bring your sign . And the beer

 

[upssalesguy]

You'd think $64 million in sales would get a guy an office

I have an office. With a door and a lock! I keep my training binders there. Only reason to go to the building these days is to use the copy machine. TSG doesn’t even fix our laptops anymore.

 

[wornoutupser]

worried?
I have a class A license and a 32 year safe driving record at UPS.
I can write my own ticket to anywhere!

 

[FrigidFTSup]

The decline of unions is directly correlated with the stupidity of the average American.

Unions do a good job of shooting themselves in the foot too.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Monday. Bring your sign . And the beer

The master has been pushed through. Not good.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

As long as we don't go back to the belt, I still can't wear one

I have other means. Unlike @BakerMayfield2018 I lift

 

[Indecisi0n]

Unions do a good job of shooting themselves in the foot too.

In this case you are 100% correct.

 

[Over disciplined0123]

Nope but I’ve perfected the line about service issues “oh we don’t do that anymore”

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Or on day 3 they take the districts who are handling those loads and throw them on a ready team and move them all on a plane to a random area to sort packages at a random sort so we can screw the whoooole country.

What are you worried about? You're a sales manager, and as one you should know that they aren't activating the BD guys this peak so the FedEx guys don't pounce on our business.

 

[upssalesguy]

The way I read this....the union officials don't actually care about the actual members they are representing?

If I am off base....someone (with credentials or at leas some intelligence) please correct me.

About 500 posts back I said electronic voting was a bad idea for the union. Now you see why.

 

[silverbullet2893]

If you saw me naked you would definitely not be interested in doing that.

I’m a freak

 

[Future]

I'm not what you call a "People Person"

I wouldn't last long in sales.

I am a people person .. till I see who they r

 

[Over disciplined0123]

I have an office. With a door and a lock! I keep my training binders there. Only reason to go to the building these days is to use the copy machine. TSG doesn’t even fix our laptops anymore.

You can’t make a copy at home. No wonder why you drive so many miles