The T Ferguson customer questions thread

[Turdferguson]

Welcome to the customer question thread. Where if you have a question about you package hopefully we will be able to help you out.
No question is too small. We are here to help

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Do you have to be a giant butthole to work the customer counter?

 

[sailfish]

Welcome to the customer question thread. Where if you have a question about you package hopefully we will be able to help you out.
No question is too small. We are here to help

I was sitting right by my door all day but they never knocked. Can I make them come back?

 

[Turdferguson]

I was sitting right by my door all day but they never knocked. Can I make them come back?

You aren't a customer so kiss off punk

 

[upschuck]

Do you have to be a giant butthole to work the customer counter?

Yes, next question

 

[oldngray]

What is the largest turd that can still be safely flushed?

 

[Turdferguson]

Do you have to be a giant butthole to work the customer counter?

No but it helps.......don't make me on topic this bastard, because I will

 

[upschuck]

I was sitting right by my door all day but they never knocked. Can I make them come back?

Maybe tomorrow, maybe go to locker, too

 

[Turdferguson]

What is the largest turd that can still be safely flushed?

Non customer questions can be answered here.
https://www.browncafe.com/community/threads/the-turdferguson-answer-thread.369029/

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

No but it helps.......don't make me on topic this bastard, because I will

It was a legitimate question

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

You can drink the milk...just don’t count the cows.
................Cigars.

 

[Turdferguson]

It was a legitimate question
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You aren't a customer so you are mocking the sanctity of this thread

 

[Jkloc420]

will you tape my packages for me if i bring them in, and i over fill the box, i put a big in there for @Future

 

[Turdferguson]

You can drink the milk...just don’t count the cows.
................Cigars.

Shut the up.
............T Ferguson

 

[Turdferguson]

will you tape my packages for me if i bring them in, and i over fill the box, i put a big in there for @Future

We will .The UPS store will charge you for that. The counter will not

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You aren't a customer so you are mocking the sanctity of this thread

I order packages sometimes.

 

[Turdferguson]

I order packages sometimes.

Then how can I help you, did you have a question in regards to a package

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Then how can I help you, did you have a question in regards to a package

Can I have it delivered at a specific time?

 

[Catatonic]

Do you have to be a giant butthole to work the customer counter?

It helps ... especially in Kentucky.

 

[Turdferguson]

Can I have it delivered at a specific time?

If you are a premium Choice member then you can request to have a two hour window for you delivery for a fee