The T Ferguson customer questions thread

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

If you are a premium Choice member then you can request to have a two hour window for you delivery for a fee

And if I want to pick it up at the customer counter. What time are you open till?

 

[Turdferguson]

And if I want to pick it up at the customer counter. What time are you open till?

It varies by location.
Yours is 8:00am till 8:00 pm Monday through Friday

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It varies by location.
Yours is 8:00am till 8:00 pm Monday through Friday

Thank you.

 

[oldngray]

What's in the package?

 

[el blanco]

What's in the package?

didn't order it
didn't pack it
didn't ship it

my x-ray vision isn't working today,
you

 

[Wally]

One question for the OP:
What is your plans when we make the customer counter job extinct via technology?

 

[Operational needs]

Welcome to the customer question thread. Where if you have a question about you package hopefully we will be able to help you out.
No question is too small. We are here to help

I ordered a new bed and memory foam mattress. I live in a 4th floor apartment and have a bad back. Will the driver be putting together my bed?

 

[oldngray]

I ordered a new bed and memory foam mattress. I live in a 4th floor apartment and have a bad back. Will the driver be putting together my bed?

and give you a back rub too

 

[silverbullet2893]

Welcome to the customer question thread. Where if you have a question about you package hopefully we will be able to help you out.
No question is too small. We are here to help

Not a question, but a comment. Your avatar looks nice.

 

[Turdferguson]

One question for the OP:
What is your plans when we make the customer counter job extinct via technology?

Bump someone with less seniority

 

[Turdferguson]

Not a question, but a comment. Your avatar looks nice.

Post reported

 

[Turdferguson]

I ordered a new bed and memory foam mattress. I live in a 4th floor apartment and have a bad back. Will the driver be putting together my bed?

No

 

[Wally]

Bump someone with less seniority

Where?

 

[Turdferguson]

Where?

Where ever I want. But I am a 22.2 and the contract states that they can't get rid of my job. So you can rest easy

 

[Wally]

Where ever I want. But I am a 22.2 and the contract states that they can't get rid of my job. So you can rest easy

Plenty of room for another split driver in package.

 

[542thruNthru]

I ordered something online that should be delivered by FedEx. I heard a rumor from a very reliable source that FedEx and UPS are merging. I want to pick up my package at the UPS customer counter or have a UPS man delivers it to my house. Those FedEx drivers keep marking up my drive way with their tires. Please tell me in detail how I go about this.

Thank you.

 

[Turdferguson]

I ordered something online that should be delivered by FedEx. I heard a rumor from a very reliable source that FedEx and UPS are merging. I want to pick up my package at the UPS customer counter or have a UPS man delivers it to my house. Those FedEx drivers keep marking up my drive way with their tires. Please tell me in detail how I go about this.

Thank you.

The rumors were wrong, but perhaps if you posted this in the FedEx forum they would be able to help you

 

[Turdferguson]

Plenty of room for another split driver in package.

They are supposed to start porter position here when they finish with the expansion. I can seamlessly go in there

 

[Wally]

Lets make that job a part time position.

 

[clean hairy]

Can I use your tape to seal up my box?
Do you mind if I use 1/2 roll of tape to make it is securley sealed?
"This notice was left on my door 30 min ago, and the 800# said I can pick it up now"
The UPS store said if I came here, you would ship these bottles of Booze. You have to honor what they said and ship it!
Will you load this 148 lb transmission in my truck for me? 800 # assured me you would!