The things customers say or do...

[Operational needs]

I do a sweep for another driver at an IVF and Fertility Company, aka Spermbank. I asked if the guy making the regular pickup gets much when he picks up. The guys said, "No, not unless we're having a sale". Yes, they have sales on sperm. Get yours. Lol.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I do a sweep for another driver at an IVF and Fertility Company, aka Spermbank. I asked if the guy making the regular pickup gets much when he picks up. The guys said, "No, not unless we're having a sale". Yes, they have sales on sperm. Get yours. Lol.

In that case I waste money on almost a daily basis.

 

[oldngray]

I do a sweep for another driver at an IVF and Fertility Company, aka Spermbank. I asked if the guy making the regular pickup gets much when he picks up. The guys said, "No, not unless we're having a sale". Yes, they have sales on sperm. Get yours. Lol.

The closest to a sperm bank I delivered was a place that sold bull semen and shipped it UPS. I wondered about the guys who worked there to "milk" the bulls.

 

[Indecisi0n]

The closest to a sperm bank I delivered was a place that sold bull semen and shipped it UPS. I wondered about the guys who worked there to "milk" the bulls.

Wonder if their most common injury are wrist injuries....

 

[Wally]

You got A/C in that truck?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Where are your doors?

 

[Operational needs]

You got A/C in that truck?

Oh come on, don't you guys have A/C.

 

[Megansman]

The closest to a sperm bank I delivered was a place that sold bull semen and shipped it UPS. I wondered about the guys who worked there to "milk" the bulls.

My ex-father in law developed and patented a device to do exactly that. We had a very uncomfortable Thanksgiving Dinner conversation on just what this device was, how it worked, and all the rest. From what I recall, it was inserted in the bull's rectum and an electrical charge of some sort stimulated him and that was that. The company he worked for was working on a method to do the same for horse semen -- apparently it couldn't be frozen and transported like bull semen.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

My ex-father in law developed and patented a device to do exactly that. We had a very uncomfortable Thanksgiving Dinner conversation on just what this device was, how it worked, and all the rest. From what I recall, it was inserted in the bull's rectum and an electrical charge of some sort stimulated him and that was that. The company he worked for was working on a method to do the same for horse semen -- apparently it couldn't be frozen and transported like bull semen.

Lmao I collect bull semen. [crickets] Could someone pass the cranberry sauce please?

 

[BSWALKS]

Lmao I collect bull semen. [crickets] Could someone pass the cranberry sauce please?

I would pass on the creamed corn

 

[Indecisi0n]

I would pass on the creamed corn

I would openly accept it from you

 

[BSWALKS]

I would openly accept it from you

You are one messed up person, not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Indecisi0n]

You are one messed up person, not that there's anything wrong with that.

My mother has been telling me the same thing since I was 6 years old.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I would pass on the creamed corn

lol indeed.

 

[BSWALKS]

My mother has been telling me the same thing since I was 6 years old.

just because you refuse to stop breast feeding? She's sounds a little overbearing to me.

 

[Indecisi0n]

just because you refuse to stop breast feeding? She's sounds a little overbearing to me.

If the milk is there why waste it?

 

[BSWALKS]

just because you refuse to stop breast feeding? She's sounds a little overbearing to me.

If the milk is there why waste it?

I hear ya. That's the reason I have 37 kids. Why waste the cream?

 

[Indecisi0n]

I hear ya. That's the reason I have 37 kids. Why waste the cream?

It makes for a good facial skin moisturizer...

 

[PhatAzz]

It makes for a good facial skin moisturizer...

OK back on topic......
While covering vacations for a senior driver WAY back in 1984. Of his three in route pickups, one was a small sweat shop that put together T Shirts and Petticoats. I walked in to the pickup and was asked "Where's Larry?" I'm really, really laid back and sarcastic sometimes ( alot of the time) I replied "Didn't you hear? He got caught in the back of the truck with some gal out on the back side of the mountain last week." The whole room full of sewing machines stopped and everyone turned to look at this girl over in the corner. I got kind of wide eyed and loaded up and left. (Uh- oh) The normal driver chewed my the next day. I didn't know it but, the business owner had already talked with him about keeping his personal life away from her business. Oooppsss! We still laugh about it today, though.

 

[SmithBarney]

I used to deliver Methadone to a Meth Rehab clinic. Overheard the "junkies" outside say "don't mess with him or the packages, I hear they've got GPS on them"
as a side note they used to send out a "security guard" to escort me in... This person was wider than they were tall, and they weren't tall, I felt safer knowing the meth-heads weren't too bright.