Toilet humor

[TooTechie]

The worst thing happened yesterday...I was on my afternoon 10 min break and had to use the bathroom in a big office building to make a deposit...something I usually try to hold off on until I get home.
I had taken the diad and its pouch and set it in the stall on a rail thing next to the toilet.

After the transaction mid flush I bumped the rail while standing and almost in slow motion saw the pouch heading for the toilet. My cat like reflexes snatched the pouch out of the air mid descent and then it happened...the diad slipped out of the upside-down holster and splash! I instantly grabbed the diad out of the toilet and was mortified. I washed the diad with hot water and soap and then did the same to my hands. I headed downstairs traumatized and gave the diad a purell bath. When I got out to my truck I scrubbed my hands and the diad with clorox wipes...I made up a story to get the OMS to send my diad back to Motorola and they programmed me a new one but the rest of last night I cringed whenever I had to hand someone the diad.

Talk about a crappy experience...

 

[Wally]

The "number 2" key on the diad has a whole new meaning!

 

[silenze]

Your diad probably came out of the toilet cleaner

 

[upschuck]

Good thread for @turdferguson

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I'm still giggling at "gave it a purell bath"

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Put your DIAD in the microwave on high for about 10 minutes next time.

 

[BSWALKS]

On the subject of toilet humor.

 

[Brownslave688]

The worst thing happened yesterday...I was on my afternoon 10 min break and had to use the bathroom in a big office building to make a deposit...something I usually try to hold off on until I get home.
I had taken the diad and its pouch and set it in the stall on a rail thing next to the toilet.

After the transaction mid flush I bumped the rail while standing and almost in slow motion saw the pouch heading for the toilet. My cat like reflexes snatched the pouch out of the air mid descent and then it happened...the diad slipped out of the upside-down holster and splash! I instantly grabbed the diad out of the toilet and was mortified. I washed the diad with hot water and soap and then did the same to my hands. I headed downstairs traumatized and gave the diad a purell bath. When I got out to my truck I scrubbed my hands and the diad with clorox wipes...I made up a story to get the OMS to send my diad back to Motorola and they programmed me a new one but the rest of last night I cringed whenever I had to hand someone the diad.

Talk about a crappy experience...

You can't be serious. You made up a story to send it back? OCD much?


I would of waited til it flushed all the way then dipped it back in the clean toilet water. Shook it off and Went on my way.

 

[clean hairy]

I go to the bank to make a deposit.
Did the toilet give you a receipt for your deposit?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

The worst thing happened yesterday...I was on my afternoon 10 min break and had to use the bathroom in a big office building to make a deposit...something I usually try to hold off on until I get home.
I had taken the diad and its pouch and set it in the stall on a rail thing next to the toilet.

After the transaction mid flush I bumped the rail while standing and almost in slow motion saw the pouch heading for the toilet. My cat like reflexes snatched the pouch out of the air mid descent and then it happened...the diad slipped out of the upside-down holster and splash! I instantly grabbed the diad out of the toilet and was mortified. I washed the diad with hot water and soap and then did the same to my hands. I headed downstairs traumatized and gave the diad a purell bath. When I got out to my truck I scrubbed my hands and the diad with clorox wipes...I made up a story to get the OMS to send my diad back to Motorola and they programmed me a new one but the rest of last night I cringed whenever I had to hand someone the diad.

Talk about a crappy experience...

Sounds like you had a crappy day.

 

[3 done 3 to go]

Just the same whit. Different day. Just a bigger shovel

 

[scooby0048]

The worst thing happened yesterday...I was on my afternoon 10 min break and had to use the bathroom in a big office building to make a deposit...something I usually try to hold off on until I get home.
I had taken the diad and its pouch and set it in the stall on a rail thing next to the toilet.

After the transaction mid flush I bumped the rail while standing and almost in slow motion saw the pouch heading for the toilet. My cat like reflexes snatched the pouch out of the air mid descent and then it happened...the diad slipped out of the upside-down holster and splash! I instantly grabbed the diad out of the toilet and was mortified. I washed the diad with hot water and soap and then did the same to my hands. I headed downstairs traumatized and gave the diad a purell bath. When I got out to my truck I scrubbed my hands and the diad with clorox wipes...I made up a story to get the OMS to send my diad back to Motorola and they programmed me a new one but the rest of last night I cringed whenever I had to hand someone the diad.

Talk about a crappy experience...

That's freaking awesome! With my big nubs and buttery fingers, I am amazed that hasn't happened to me yet. Glad everything uhhh worked out for you!

 

[wayfair]

Put your DIAD in the microwave on high for about 10 minutes next time.

that or a bowl of rice...

 

[oldngray]

 

[Returntosender]

Toilets in Japan

 

[BSWALKS]

Toilets in Japan

UPS toilet.

 

[oldngray]

 

[clean hairy]

That's freaking awesome! With my big nubs and buttery fingers, I am amazed that hasn't happened to me yet. Glad everything uhhh worked out for you!

You mean good to hear it all came out ok in the end?

 

[clean hairy]

So folks saying funny things about toilets makes those folks commodians?

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

You mean good to hear it all came out ok in the end?

The job's not finished till the paperwork is done.