Toilet humor

[toonertoo]

Heard Larry King doing a commercial for this....great gift for Mothers Day he http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/01/squatty-potty-wants-to-en_n_1929747.htmlsaid..............

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

I made up a story to get the OMS to send my diad back to Motorola

Good way to lose your job for dishonesty. I wouldn't be posting the details on here. Just sayin.

 

[FilingBluesFL]

Heard Larry King doing a commercial for this....great gift for Mothers Day he http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/01/squatty-potty-wants-to-en_n_1929747.htmlsaid..............

I heard this commercial today, too.... I died laughing lol

 

[platinum9898]

Learn how to flush the toilet everytime a turd drops in. Then it would of been easier to clean. #JailBirdFlush

 

[Indecisi0n]

Every time I make a large deposit I make sure I hold my phone with two hands when taking pictures of it to send to friends.

 

[bbsam]

Every time I make a large deposit I make sure I hold my phone with two hands when taking pictures of it to send to friends.

Are we not your friends?

 

[Re-Raise]

So folks saying funny things about toilets makes those folks commodians?

I gave you a sympathy "like'. For the effort.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Are we not your friends?

Give me your number and I'll add to to the turd group.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Every time I make a large deposit I make sure I hold my phone with two hands when taking pictures of it to send to friends.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Good way to lose your job for dishonesty. I wouldn't be posting the details on here. Just sayin.

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[Returntosender]

Every time I make a large deposit I make sure I hold my phone with two hands when taking pictures of it to send to friends.

Send it to the center manager and say while on route used restroom at stop. I caused damage to the toilet bowl.

 

[brownmonster]

I would have just wiped it on my pants and moved on.

 

[clean hairy]

Every time I make a large deposit I make sure I hold my phone with two hands when taking pictures of it to send to friends.

Ypu used to work at Burger King?
It takes 2 hands to handle a Whopper?
(old Burger King Commercial)

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Lighten up, Francis.

Is that Rowdy's bedroom name?

 

[TooTechie]

You can't be serious. You made up a story to send it back? OCD much?


I would of waited til it flushed all the way then dipped it back in the clean toilet water. Shook it off and Went on my way.

I didn't want it to become a spare used for split routes or something.

 

[TooTechie]

Good way to lose your job for dishonesty. I wouldn't be posting the details on here. Just sayin.

Nah the issues it was having pre-plunge were legit...I just made it seem very urgent that it got replaced.