Buns outSuns out
Guns out
Got splinters?Flooring sucks
You fat?Low carb
Burritos suck!
Dad bodYou fat?
How hairy ?Dad bod
Well maintainedHow hairy ?
Workout moreWell maintained
No thanksWorkout more
Hardly anyHow hairy ?
Get rippedNo thanks
Like donutsGet ripped
Belly willLike donuts
Hide penisLike donuts