UPS Deliveries

[wannabeups]

Does UPS deliver to nudist colonies?

 

[moreluck]

Are you volunteering??

 

[dannyboy]

We deliver everywhere.

Nudists are just a bunch of naked people that live closer together. Each UPS man/woman that has been out on the road a while can tell you, you dont have to go there to see naked people. Some even have sex while signing for packages. Been there. Seen it.

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[Unregistered]

Does UPS deliver to nudist colonies?

Yes they do.

 

[over9five]

...and the UPS driver MUST disrobe before entering the colony.

 

[wannabeups]

...and the UPS driver MUST disrobe before entering the colony.

That is "jacked up"

 

[over9five]

Dude, the nudist colony on my route gets packages every day. I know the rules!

And I abide by them.

(And I have no problem with it...)

Anything for the customer..

 

[dannyboy]

Still wear your hat though, right? And the keys on the finger? So you are not totally nude!

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[moreluck]

Isn't anybody going to tell Danny where he can hang those keys and still keep the hands free??

 

[toonertoo]

I bet he already knows.....Thats probaly why he is a "favorite"

 

[DS]

cod`s

where does he keep the checks?

 

[toonertoo]

Im just guessing, but maybe somewhere on his upper body...I know I could

 

[iloadthetruck]

He doesn't need to take checks. They can swipe their debit/credit card.

 

[over9five]

You people are quite sick!

I'm sure you've heard the one about the best nudist being the one who could carry the most donuts.... !

 

[over9five]

"And the keys on the finger?"

And proper footwear. Wouldn't want to twist an ankle!

(I also hold my DIAD strategically. Blocks most of the view)

 

[wily_old_vet]

(I also hold my DIAD strategically. Blocks most of the view)[/QUOTE]


Thinking big about yourself again huh?

 

[ok2bclever]

It's a product of the environment he is delivering in.

 

[danlin]

over nine five . That would be ....Who is the best male nudist? The one that can carry a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee....and the best female???
the one that can eat the 12th donut!!!!!

 

[wannabeups]

You guys are sick, sick, sick. I didn't think UPS would deliver to such a place

 

[dannyboy]

Key ring turns it brown. Not attractive. So I use my finger.

But I love you two sweeties anyway!

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