UPS olympics

[clarnzz]

When I was a younger UPSer, I always thought this would be a really cool concept, but now that I'm a little older, I think I still got this.

Septathalon event:

Feeder loader.
Feeder unloader.
Puller
Sorter
Irreg driver
Preload loader
Driver

I'll take on everyone in the country in this event. UPS should offer a 1 mil purse. Best of best, commercial deals, etc..

 

[jaker]

You must not have worked for ups too long to think up some crap like that

 

[Number24]

Lmao at this topic.

 

[clarnzz]

You must not have worked for ups too long to think up some crap like that

21 years.... I always pictured like local, regional and then the big daddy televised from Atlanta.

 

[HardknocksUPSer]

21 years.... I always pictured like local, regional and then the big daddy televised from Atlanta.

Only person I've heard of that wants to do this crap for fun.

 

[watdaflock?]

Sounds exciting. If the UPS Olympic committee is ran by the Union, it'll end being more crooked than the IOC.

 

[clarnzz]

Only person I've heard of that wants to do this crap for fun.

There would be large cash prizes for winning..

 

[jaker]

There would be large cash prizes for winning..

And the next time at work they will want you to work like you did in the games

 

[Myleftsideistan]

Would much rather do something similar to the hunger games.

 

[brownmonster]

How dare you promote working fast in a union environment.

 

[burrheadd]

When I was a younger UPSer, I always thought this would be a really cool concept, but now that I'm a little older, I think I still got this.

Septathalon event:

Feeder loader.
Feeder unloader.
Puller
Sorter
Irreg driver
Preload loader
Driver

I'll take on everyone in the country in this event. UPS should offer a 1 mil purse. Best of best, commercial deals, etc..

Sounds more like the Special Olympics

 

[Brownslave688]

And they said nothingness fluff was a waste of bandwidth.

 

[Box Ox]

Sounds more like the Special Olympics

First thought I had. Live it every day.

 

[rod]

 

[nystripe96]

When I worked inside we tried to organize a flag football game union employees vs PT supes. It never happened lol

 

[HardknocksUPSer]

There would be large cash prizes for winning..

Still wouldn't do it, I just wana go home.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I can barely tie my boots.

 

[Wally]

No awards as these were cut!

 

[FrigidAdCorrector]

When I worked inside we tried to organize a flag football game union employees vs PT supes. It never happened lol

My guys and I have a sort golf tourny. Bring some beer, cigars, and we have a blast. It's an excellent team building exercise. Every time we do it we come back the following Monday and kick butt.

 

[Johney]

Put down the cup of Brown Kool-Aid and step away.