UPS "Partners" forum

[1989]

OMJ did as little as possible

Oh Michael Jordan.

 

[Box Ox]

OMJ did as little as possible

Oh Michael Jordan.

Oh My Johnson.

 

[Dragon]

Just curious. Shouldn't we change the name of this thread? I believe we can all agree that none of you are even remotely considered "Partners" anymore.

A few recommendations

UPS Salary Employees
UPS Non-Union employees
UPS Suits
UPS Chair Spinners
UPS Abney's Children
UPS Desk Jockeys

Anyone have any other ideas.

Let me be clear this is not a thread to make a joke of managment. It's just the truth guys and gals. You're not Partners so let's stop pretending.

Please no " Transformation " of the Partners thread....

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Just curious. Shouldn't we change the name of this thread? I believe we can all agree that none of you are even remotely considered "Partners" anymore.

UPS Chair Spinners


Anyone have any other ideas.

Let me be clear this is not a thread to make a joke of managment. It's just the truth guys and gals. You're not Partners so let's stop pretending.

I named this forum and it was a "sarcastic" naming.
Go drive your truck ( it's not a package car ) in circles.

 

[542thruNthru]

I named this forum and it was a "sarcastic" naming.
Go drive your truck ( it's not a package car ) in circles.

I started this thread in honor of your post stirring.


So shuddup!

 

[soberups]

Just curious. Shouldn't we change the name of this thread? I believe we can all agree that none of you are even remotely considered "Partners" anymore.

A few recommendations

UPS Salary Employees
UPS Non-Union employees
UPS Suits
UPS Chair Spinners
UPS Abney's Children
UPS Desk Jockeys

Anyone have any other ideas.

Let me be clear this is not a thread to make a joke of managment. It's just the truth guys and gals. You're not Partners so let's stop pretending.

I used to call them “paper wranglers” but now we are out of copy paper and cant order any more

 

[Glenlake55Wally]

I will say it again! All of you who complain about working for UPS just aren't doing it right. Yesterday for my lunch "hour" (more like 2.5 hours) I went over to Costco and wandered around chowing down on the free samples and hanging out in the produce room to cool off. I got back to the parking garage at the office a little early and really didn't want to go back to "work". I fired up my personal laptop to watch a little pornhub and rub one off. Took a nap afterwards and made it back to the office just in time for my 3:30 meeting all relaxed and rested up. Those "transformation" chuckleheads haven't caught up with me yet!

 

[Dragon]

I will say it again! All of you who complain about working for UPS just aren't doing it right. Yesterday for my lunch "hour" (more like 2.5 hours) I went over to Costco and wandered around chowing down on the free samples and hanging out in the produce room to cool off. I got back to the parking garage at the office a little early and really didn't want to go back to "work". I fired up my personal laptop to watch a little pornhub and rub one off. Took a nap afterwards and made it back to the office just in time for my 3:30 meeting all relaxed and rested up. Those "transformation" chuckleheads haven't caught up with me yet!

You are our hero Glenlake!

 

[Rutherford B Hays]

I named this forum and it was a "sarcastic" naming.
Go drive your truck ( it's not a package car ) in circles.

Ever noticed the quotation Mark's before

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Ever noticed the quotation Mark's before

My name is not Mark.

 

[Rutherford B Hays]

My name is not Mark.

You seem like a Phil

 

[PASinterference]

You seem like a Phil

Nope. Jerry

 

[Old Man Jingles]

You seem like a Phil

That's because you want to Phil me.

 

[Rutherford B Hays]

That's because you want to Phil me.

Nope. The name Phil and Steve always make me smile. Had a dog named Steve, and my kids named the wild rabbit that hangs out in the back yard Phil, actually any rabbit is Phil

 

[542thruNthru]

UPS Metric Monkeys?