Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Wally's list- Stuff that sucks to have in load! ©
Yea, we deliver it no matter what. But lets face it, some stuff sucks to have in the load. You know, the stuff that never would make it into a Clarksville load. Well, I'm making a list. Suggestions are welcomed, and your suggestions will be added to the list with full credit! These are in no particular order:
Wine/Beer- These wouldn't be so bad except, signature is required! More and more wine is being shipped. Plenty of Will Calls for the customer counter.
Exercise Equipment- Got to love the big, bulky, treadmills. "Shall we put it in the garage now or will you wait a few weeks"?
Pottery Barn- So large, so bulky. The way they can fill a load is just dreamy!
Tires- Tires have a big problem. They roll and have a big hole in the middle, perfect to lose smalls in. They also seem to come in waves too. Three tire stops can really wreck the day.
Rugs- Don't you just love when a rug gets jammed in a bulk head door.
Plants- Why does dirt have to leak all over?
Furniture- (The bolt it together type of stuff) Usually over 70's with the edges banged up from rolling. Do I deliver, or send it back as damaged? Closet systems are a real pain as they come in 22 parcels of over-sized goodness!
Paper- Cases of paper, always about ten of them- second floor with no elevator. (upschuck)
Yea, we deliver it no matter what. But lets face it, some stuff sucks to have in the load. You know, the stuff that never would make it into a Clarksville load. Well, I'm making a list. Suggestions are welcomed, and your suggestions will be added to the list with full credit! These are in no particular order:
Wine/Beer- These wouldn't be so bad except, signature is required! More and more wine is being shipped. Plenty of Will Calls for the customer counter.
Exercise Equipment- Got to love the big, bulky, treadmills. "Shall we put it in the garage now or will you wait a few weeks"?
Pottery Barn- So large, so bulky. The way they can fill a load is just dreamy!
Tires- Tires have a big problem. They roll and have a big hole in the middle, perfect to lose smalls in. They also seem to come in waves too. Three tire stops can really wreck the day.
Rugs- Don't you just love when a rug gets jammed in a bulk head door.
Plants- Why does dirt have to leak all over?
Furniture- (The bolt it together type of stuff) Usually over 70's with the edges banged up from rolling. Do I deliver, or send it back as damaged? Closet systems are a real pain as they come in 22 parcels of over-sized goodness!
Paper- Cases of paper, always about ten of them- second floor with no elevator. (upschuck)
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