Wearing the Colors

[Wally]

Wait? The OP is talking about the Cleveland Browns.

 

[Operational needs]

I was hot 20 years ago; now, just smoldering.

You still are hot!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm too sexy for my browns.

 

[Bubblehead]

Wait? The OP is talking about the Cleveland Browns.

I thought they moved to Baltimore?

 

[TooTechie]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Whatbrownwontdoforyou]

When I wear the colors, I feel proud. My strength, my character is reflective of a company that oils a vast war-like machine that is logistics.
I have always seen drivers as the Samurai of UPS, putting on browns encourages me to stand straighter and take better care of myself and others, without sacrificing any ferocity or determination.
The UPS logo is a shield, a coat of arms, much like a brotherhood of renowned champions and veterans of the field. I see them day after day, the 25 plus year employees. That longevity, loyalty and strength to endure is upon my when I wear the logo and I want to jump in and fly out into the streets, bearing a logo that is over a century old and prospering still.

Just so you know ups does drug test

 

[Cementups]

When I wear the colors, I feel proud. My strength, my character is reflective of a company that oils a vast war-like machine that is logistics.
I have always seen drivers as the Samurai of UPS, putting on browns encourages me to stand straighter and take better care of myself and others, without sacrificing any ferocity or determination.
The UPS logo is a shield, a coat of arms, much like a brotherhood of renowned champions and veterans of the field. I see them day after day, the 25 plus year employees. That longevity, loyalty and strength to endure is upon my when I wear the logo and I want to jump in and fly out into the streets, bearing a logo that is over a century old and prospering still.

They're so cute when they're new.

 

[Bubblehead]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Keep on delivering!!!
We're working on finding you help.

 

[Brownslave688]

Remember when we were the sex symbols of the industry. Oprah even had a show on it.

Yeah then the ladies saw our feeder dept calendar.

 

[rod]

 

[rod]

 

[Returntosender]

Drivers are like Samurai. UPS does not follow the Bushido code.

 

[TheNewKid]

You know It! You sure ain't drinking mine I will save you some grilled bacon.

I'll grill the burgers

 

[Returntosender]

My 25+ uniform,has no magical powers. Trust me!

 

[Indecisi0n]

I love the color brown.

 

[joeboodog]

I love the color brown.

You need a vacation.

 

[You've Got Mail]

I'd rather him have that attitude rather than some of the ones I see on youtube.

My absolute favorite one

 

[browner89]

Proud? I'm just tired right now. Need sleep.

 

[GillEagan]

I think that the OP is a UPS troll. That or they need some professional help. While I think a good attitude is great, this goes too far.

 

[sox]

The Harvard kids are on Christmas break sounds like a casey trust fund kid working as a helper. Hope the driver has a back up for tomorrow!