What are the odds...
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barnyard
KTM rider
When I was about 3 months in, my daughter saw me on route and stopped by to say hi. I was delivering and she bumped into me and I brushed against a wall of wet paint.
One winter, during a ride along, I slipped on some ice. I did not fall, but my keys flew off my finger in a high arc into a snow bank. My boss delivered the package and I dug for my keys. They were quite a bit deeper in the snow than I was expecting.
One winter, during a ride along, I slipped on some ice. I did not fall, but my keys flew off my finger in a high arc into a snow bank. My boss delivered the package and I dug for my keys. They were quite a bit deeper in the snow than I was expecting.
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Turdferguson
Guest
I had my break down hand cart tip over and lost some letter down a sewer.
scooby0048
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My very first day I was allowed to drive my relatively new on-car knocked me out of the car by not disengaging the gear before letting out the clutch. He was so apologetic and concerned I was going to report him. Seven hours later when I was driving I did the exact same thing. We both looked at each other and agreed that was the last we spoke of it. He kept his word and up till now, I kept mine.
Same thing happened to me waay back when I was an air driver.
I was on a rural route once and got to my first stop and realized there was no bulkhead door key on the key ring.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I've had many things ride a long ways on the bumper and wonder how in the world it made it that far.
We had a driver come back about 25 miles to the building with a chicken clinging to his back bumper.
2 hrs over allowed
VOTE NO
My Diad has gone for more than one bumper ride. Smooth stops and turns and it always was right where I left it!
FilingBluesFL
Well-Known Member
Is this how you got your name after you went fishing for it? lol
On a AM/PM split shift as an air driver a long time back, I had my PM supervisor hand me my diad with a tire mark across it.
I had no idea I even had lost it till that moment. Never have lost it again, needless to say.
brownmonster
Man of Great Wisdom
Got stuck in a snow drift and while trying to shovel myself out I dropped my phone in the snow. Kept sending DIAD messages to my Supe to call my phone until I finally located it in the snow. Eventually got towed out. Fun.
TooTechie
Geek in Brown
Sup was coming out to train my helper one year while I was running air. Sup got out to me and the helper and I realized I forgot to grab the helper board. Sup had to drive back to the building to get it.
Girl offered me a shot and asked me to stay and spend some quality time with her. Told her I was married and couldn't drink on the job then went ass over tea kettle down her stairs onto her front lawn. She walked over and stood over me and smiling asked if I was reconsidering.
Girl offered me a shot and asked me to stay and spend some quality time with her. Told her I was married and couldn't drink on the job then went ass over tea kettle down her stairs onto her front lawn. She walked over and stood over me and smiling asked if I was reconsidering.
Lead Belly
BANNED
You ever consider Lasic eye surgery???
Lead Belly
BANNED
We had a driver from a Diad into a bucket of oil accidentally. He couldn't find it. It was recover two days later. It was ruined.
Faceplanted
Well-Known Member
Before my 30 days, i was at a dock not backed up all the way. Had my keys around my finger old school style, grabbed a package to load it and the keys fell off right into a gated drain. My pants got brown. Luckily I was at an import place that ships out to dollar stores. The owner had one of those sticks with a grabber on the end (seriously what are the odds) and I got the keys out. Now that I think about it... Seriously wtf are the odds I was at a stop that had a grabber for me to use. B
