Matty_lawn
Poopin' on the clock
Case of water, Adam and eve (only know this because I had to tape the box), onions, huge box of slim jims, live plants, single pack of Starburst was next day air.
What packages have you delivered, preloaded, etc that made you laugh
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Wow, hilarious.
Turdferguson
Just a turd
Starburst more than likely had drugs in it. No one is paying that type of money on a pack Starburst
Matty_lawn
Poopin' on the clock
Lighten up you old hag
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What The Hawk?
Guest
When people have a set of bigass tires delivered.
Matty_lawn
Poopin' on the clock
You don't work at ups anymore but you stick around here to seek validation to some strangers on the internet because no one cares about you in real life. You amuse me
Like a clown
Matty_lawn
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WorknLateHuh
Well-Known Member
please make more threads
It was something pretty cool but I can't post it.
Rack em
Made the Podium
I was going to say this.
Best thing I ever saw was when I was preloading. A box came out of a trailer pretty smashed so the clerk opened it to make sure it wasn't damaged. It ended up being a very large black self pleasuring device. After we had our laughs the clerk was like "I bet so and so is going to be happy to get this today"
Turns out I graduated with the girl who ordered it. She was pretty hott too, I should have asked to deliver it
Tiredbrown
Professional box jockey
I have delivered cases of anal ease to an Aids clinic. Also I had a box of vibratory cleaner that was going to an adult store break open.
Matty_lawn
Poopin' on the clock
Lets have more thread about someone first day or interview that is way more fun.
Turdferguson
Just a turd
Solid post, glad you shared it with us
Turdferguson
Just a turd
@Monkey Butt on you're route?
Orion inc.
I like turtles
And @cosmo1 probably did more at ups and for ups than you ever will.
You really show with every thread you start, that you have the mentality and intelligence of a dumb teenager.
I'm sure you really hurt his feelings too. He's collecting a FT pension and you're working for scraps on the preload.
Sounds like you're the one who needs constant validation with the 800 useless threads you start
House getting 8 packages all around 35 pounds or so, was a pita. One blew open, it was 
ing bags of mulch. Lazy people can't be bothered to go to the store for mulch. Delivered an anchor, drag slicks, get some amusing things. Buddy of mine at fedex says he gets cheese that reeks.
ing bags of mulch. Lazy people can't be bothered to go to the store for mulch. Delivered an anchor, drag slicks, get some amusing things. Buddy of mine at fedex says he gets cheese that reeks.
