What really ticks you off about hats?

[hellfire]

Let's hear it, what angers you about UPS hats?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

The fact that I am not allowed to wear mine backwards.

 

[Billy Ray]

Nothing; I never wear one.


My route girlfriends like my silver hair too much for me to cover it up.

 

[nystripe96]

They smell like rotting cream cheese after a few wears

 

[OrioN]

They smell like rotting cream cheese after a few wears

Your supposed to get a few hats, hand wash 'em n rotate

I reserve one and spray waterproofing on it for rainy days... brim keeps my eyes dry

 

[Cementups]

The fact that I am not allowed to wear mine backwards.

Because you want to look like 35 year old redneck truck driver preparing to go Over The Top???

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I feel like a trucker from 1972 wearing one.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

In a thread starting mood today?

 

[calcio56]

They itch

 

[sailfish]

They friend* up my hair, hide my locks, restrict my vision, and just all-round cramp my style.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

They friend* up my hair, hide my locks, restrict my vision, and just all-round cramp my style.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Nothing; I never wear one.


My route girlfriends like my silver hair too much for me to cover it up.

You have the silver down below?

 

[pickup]

Because you want to look like 35 year old redneck truck driver preparing to go Over The Top???

Best movie EVAH!

 

[scooby0048]

I feel like a trucker from 1972 wearing one.

You'd fit right in around these hear parts then!

 

[watdaflock?]

The brown knit hats are awesome.

 

[MyTripisCut]

The brown knit hats are awesome.

Said no one ever.....

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

The brown knit hats are awesome.

They call them toques (pronounced "toook") up here.

 

[watdaflock?]

They call them toques (pronounced "toook") up here.

I bet "Strange Brew" is your favorite movie.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I bet "Strange Brew" is your favorite movie.

You would lose that bet.

"The Breakfast Club" is my all time favorite movie.

 

[Wally]

Forget that! Hats are for the bald losers! My beautiful, full, glorious head of hair, must never be covered.