Comedy writers never slow down to grieve..............
There's going to be a huge line at Whitneys funeral next week.
Better get there early or it'll be gone.
What does Bobby Brown and the 2005 World Series Chicago WhiteSox have in common? They both beat the
outta Houston.
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?
Not quite seven months.
Props: Whitney Houston is 6 days sober...and counting. (my favorite)
Whitney Houston won an impressive 6 grammy's in 14 years.
Slightly less impressive was her attempt at 6 grams in 14 minutes .
Whitney Houston apparently discovered that there IS a mountain high enough.
Police found an old black bag full of drugs submerged in a bathtub at the Beverly Hilton. Turns out it was Whitney Houston...