Impersonating the UPS man should be a felony. We get special privileges in this uniform. Hell, I walk into a bank on my route and they let me in behind the bullet proof glass where the tills and vault are (which is always wide open) to grab their pick up. I walk into ‘employees only’ areas all the time in uniform, no questions asked. Even in high security areas, the guards are like “Oh it’s just the UPS guy.”