Tony! What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of friend'n azhoes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fn' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
Every excuse I ever heard made perfect sense to the person who made it.