A great big THANK YOU

[Laughingitup]

I posted this on the "new peeps" forum but I know not everyone will see it so I am reposting here as well.

I found this site, quite by accident last year. My UPS driver and I started getting to know each other and we could see it leading further so I thought I would learn what I could about UPS so I could hold a conversation with him about his work. I have to say, you guys have CRACKED ME UP!!! I come to this site when I need a good laugh because you never fail. I know what you do is extremely hard work so it is really good to see the sense of humor that is displayed on here. There are a few of you whose posts I really look forward to reading. I created a login just to say "thanks!"

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

No, we don't know where your package is.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Again, you're welcome.

 

[Laughingitup]

No, we don't know where your package is.

Oh I KNOW where MY package is...currently driving a PC around here somewhere.

 

[UnconTROLLed]

oh, it's you

 

[Laughingitup]

oh, it's you

OMG...that is sooo funny...but no, I don't need to order any sex toys to get attention from my driver...and I certainly don't need to go on Craig's List to get a message to him about being ready....but I think that driver may be in this city...I have heard about him....

 

[upschuck]

You need to talk to the guy who has a crush on his driver, and tell him how you did it.

 

[Number24]

Found this site during peak of last year and can't stop posting, retrieving info, and laughing. I'll be on this forum for as long as I'm with the company. & you're welcome

 

[Indecisi0n]

Are you both dudes? Do you have a long driveway?

 

[Laughingitup]

You need to talk to the guy who has a crush on his driver, and tell him how you did it.

I am afraid my methods won't work for the mad crusher. I didn't have to do much. I have an unusual name that he couldn't believe was real. That started the conversation. I don't have high hopes for crushed dude. Smh

 

[clean hairy]

Oh I KNOW where MY package is...currently driving a PC around here somewhere.

Your package is driving a PC?
That takes some balls to do!

 

[Laughingitup]

Your package is driving a PC?
That takes some balls to do!

Since the package would include balls, I would expect them to be working in tandem with each other...so yes, it would take balls for my package to be driving the PC. I would be a little disappointed to find out they were useless.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Most women are relieved when their man is shooting blanks.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I posted this on the "new peeps" forum but I know not everyone will see it so I am reposting here as well.

I found this site, quite by accident last year. My UPS driver and I started getting to know each other and we could see it leading further so I thought I would learn what I could about UPS so I could hold a conversation with him about his work. I have to say, you guys have CRACKED ME UP!!! I come to this site when I need a good laugh because you never fail. I know what you do is extremely hard work so it is really good to see the sense of humor that is displayed on here. There are a few of you whose posts I really look forward to reading. I created a login just to say "thanks!"

Welcome aboard.

 

[sailfish]

Most women are relieved when their man is shooting blanks.

Only live ammunition here, baby.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Only live ammunition here, baby.

Be careful. Don't shoot your eye out.

 

[Laughingitup]

Most women are relieved when their man is shooting blanks.

I don't care if they are blanks or fully loaded...as long as the gun works

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I don't care if they are blanks or fully loaded...as long as the gun works

Just no hair trigger.

 

[oldngray]

a snubnose?

 

[Returntosender]