Shut up you old has-been. Nobody asked for your worthless opinion. This is a job for losers that are just smart enough to hold a steering wheel and sling cardboard. I’m embarrassed to work here and my fellow drivers are not my “bros”. They’re subhuman filth I have to tolerate until I retire or get fed up and stop wasting my talent sitting in that truck all day. The union is nothing more than a second layer of management, a bunch of fat ignoramuses telling me how to do my job when they only have 30 days of experience.
But go ahead and try to slash my tires or “split my head”, you arrogant boomer grifter piece of trash. We’ll see what happens next. You need to just die already anyways and stop wasting resources, nobody will miss you when you’re gone.