Dizzee
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The dawgs hath come limping home. The Vikings sail homeward with their plunder.
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An Elephant Tale!
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The dawgs hath come limping home. The Vikings sail homeward with their plunder.
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The dawgs hath come limping home. The Vikings sail homeward with their plunder.
P.S. Remembereth to "Refresh" this pageth.
Your dawgs are longeth in the tooth
more so than Brett of Favre
that is the truth
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the battle is over
the Frost Giants have prevailed
The Redskins lay fallen
faces drained of blood and noticeably more pale
Big Babooba
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My ex-wench be knownest as the Giant Frost Queen.
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Dost your ex-wench occassionally readeth your posts?
Big Babooba
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My ex-wench beith too busy pleasuring her new sire.
DS
Fenderbender
I come to this thread with caution, I fear that I may faileth
For I am one so common to seek the holy graileth
I smell the MAGIK in the air but still I sense the devil
he's now asleep in the castles deep
With an on car sup named Neville
As Merlin cast his spell in hope to cure some queen who could not cope
with too much wine and too much Op he gave her a bar of soap
He predicted an eclipse,she said he was a loony
It happened and they ended up having sex out in the boonies
Gawain unhorsed Dimitri and caused the knight to bleed
Gawain showed him mercy and they went out to drink some mead
The coliseum was just buzzing tonight at the gladitorfest
The teamsters in thier colors ,against managements best
Tie against sober in a fyght to the death
oops sober and tie are out drinking mead
its the end as we know it ok we've agreed
For I am one so common to seek the holy graileth
I smell the MAGIK in the air but still I sense the devil
he's now asleep in the castles deep
With an on car sup named Neville
As Merlin cast his spell in hope to cure some queen who could not cope
with too much wine and too much Op he gave her a bar of soap
He predicted an eclipse,she said he was a loony
It happened and they ended up having sex out in the boonies
Gawain unhorsed Dimitri and caused the knight to bleed
Gawain showed him mercy and they went out to drink some mead
The coliseum was just buzzing tonight at the gladitorfest
The teamsters in thier colors ,against managements best
Tie against sober in a fyght to the death
oops sober and tie are out drinking mead
its the end as we know it ok we've agreed
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I come to this thread with caution, I fear that I may faileth
For I am one so common to seek the holy graileth
I smell the MAGIK in the air but still I sense the devil
he's now asleep in the castles deep
With an on car sup named Neville
As Merlin cast his spell in hope to cure some queen who could not cope
with too much wine and too much Op he gave her a bar of soap
He predicted an eclipse,she said he was a loony
It happened and they ended up having sex out in the boonies
Gawain unhorsed Dimitri and caused the knight to bleed
Gawain showed him mercy and they went out to drink some mead
The coliseum was just buzzing tonight at the gladitorfest
The teamsters in thier colors ,against managements best
Tie against sober in a fyght to the death
oops sober and tie are out drinking mead
its the end as we know it ok we've agreed
Truly it is a clash of titans for the sound of the blows unleased by Soberups and Tieguy can be heard even in this faraway thread. I fear that soon the peace of this shire will be affected by such a conflict.
By the way, well done DS, the Bard himself could not have done better
Big Babooba
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The frog doth call
From atop the wall
As he searches
For a fair young miss
Breaketh the spell
And from my hell
Delivereth me
With a kiss
From atop the wall
As he searches
For a fair young miss
Breaketh the spell
And from my hell
Delivereth me
With a kiss
ajblakejr
Age quod agis
Big Babooba
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I'VE BEEN BLESSEDWOW
2 kisses and a hug to booteth.
You are a lucky dudeth
Dizzee
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WOW
2 kisses and a hug to booteth.
You are a lucky dudeth
Prescriptions should be followed,
Chased with meade from a mug.
Too many thy both have swallowed,
Your hunger? Tis for a bug.
Big Babooba
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Heareth me now evil Dizzee
Restoreth that fair young Miss
For across the earth I willith track thou
And planteth upon thee a kiss
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Dizzee
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Gee, though tempting is your offer, YUCK!!,
Thou's malady is not yours alone.
For I am perched upon this wall.
Befeathered like a duck.
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But alas
all the king's horses
and all the king's men
could not re-connect
poor dizze's manhood again
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Be thoust aware that if thine intentions be known afar that the duke of upstatenew YORK mighst have a problem with thine post as he is a due follower of Leviticus in which it state a man shall not lieth with a beast . He has been known to seek bans of posts and videos of abominable acts before. Be on guard and protect the western boundaries of thine kingdom lest the Duke of York trieth to spread his version of christianity with the sword.
