An Elephant Tale!

[Dizzee]

Dizzee, what beith in the cart?
Tis it chocolate soft serve?
Tis it frozen chocolate pudding?
If it tis what i think it be please bringeth it to my back yard and spreadith it in my garden.

Note to self: Never accept ice cream from Big Babooba.

 

[fethrs]

Sir Big if Oreo the hunting cat so desires a companion I offer my loveable and beautiful lady, Janey. She is unafraid of dragons (notice the one behind her).

 

[pickup]

Sir Big if Oreo the hunting cat so desires a companion I offer my loveable and beautiful lady, Janey. She is unafraid of dragons (notice the one behind her).

I am not sure, but I believe pimping of ladies, even though they be common cats, is against ye royal terms of service.

 

[pickup]

Dizzee, what beith in the cart?
Tis it chocolate soft serve?
Tis it frozen chocolate pudding?
If it tis what i think it be please bringeth it to my back yard and spreadith it in my garden.

When days were old
and knights were bold
and toilets were yet to be invented
so they left their load
on the side of the road
and left contented

Somebody has to clean up the sides of the road and apparently Dizzee has pressed me into such service.

What a load of crap!

 

[fethrs]

I am not sure, but I believe pimping of ladies, even though they be common cats, is against ye royal terms of service.

Har har sir pickup. i offer my lady as a companion only, not in any other form.

 

[Dizzee]

When days were old
and knights were bold
and toilets were yet to be invented
so they left their load
on the side of the road
and left contented

Somebody has to clean up the sides of the road and apparently Dizzee has pressed me into such service.

What a load of crap!

Dudeth, I gave ye a shovel at least.

 

[Big Babooba]

Sir Big if Oreo the hunting cat so desires a companion I offer my loveable and beautiful lady, Janey. She is unafraid of dragons (notice the one behind her).

Even though he hath been fixeth, Oreo hath expresseth a desire to meeteth the beautiful Janey.

 

[Big Babooba]

Note to self: Never accept ice cream from Big Babooba.

Not even with sprinkles and whipped cream?

 

[dilligaf]

Not even with sprinkles and whipped cream?

I fixeth it for thee.

 

[fethrs]

Even though he hath been fixeth, Oreo hath expresseth a desire to meeteth the beautiful Janey.

Janey as well has been fixeth, therefore no kids to taketh care of, just each other.

 

[Big Babooba]

Janey as well has been fixeth, therefore no kids to taketh care of, just each other.

Oreo is lovestruck. He would liketh to shareth a meal of lobstah with thy Janie. He hath just picketh some fresh catnip to enjoyeth as an after dinner treat.

 

[over9five]

Oh suuuuure. Catnip! We know where this headeth!!!!

 

[ajblakejr]

Knight Big
I needth yee brave Knight to maketh thy royal offspring
Mee, mum, thy Queen
Questioned thine manhood
Thy royal itch desires thee birthith a brood

 

[pickup]

Dudeth, I gave ye a shovel at least.

and believe ye me, I know where to sticketh it and given half a chance, I just might.

 

[Big Babooba]

Knight Big
I needth yee brave Knight to maketh thy royal offspring
Mee, mum, thy Queen
Questioned thine manhood
Thy royal itch desires thee birthith a brood

Sorry, I be fixeth too!

 

[Big Babooba]

and believe ye me, I know where to sticketh it and given half a chance, I just might.

And don't forgetteth to giveth it a half twisteth

 

[Dizzee]

Oh suuuuure. Catnip! We know where this headeth!!!!

~~~Bow Chicka Bow Bow~~~

 

[pickup]

And don't forgetteth to giveth it a half twisteth

that half twist will be in vengence for what he has done to thee and those of the House of Babooba.

 

[dilligaf]

Oh suuuuure. Catnip! We know where this headeth!!!!

Catnip? To helleth with thine catnip. Give me the lobstah if thine whateth any 'rewardeth' aftah.

 

[fethrs]

It's a joyous sight to see
It's love at first site indeed
No kittens to distract from the fun
Finding love in the setting sun