Another Question about Background Checks

[SolidWoodPanel]

Hi all, been working preload since the end of January at my local hub. I've wanted to become a driver, but they said I needed to be available every saturday, which is turdwaffle, because of the last two guys to pass Integrad, they've driven maybe twice in the past three months.

Anyway, now that I can sign up, I was wondering how far they'd go back. My driving record has been clean for 5-6 years, but I do have some various arrests in my past, including a DUI, for which I got a PBJ and finished the diversion program and probation. Now the court documents I received list nolle prosequi, and my insurance rates weren't affected. But If I search the local court records online, it still shows that I was charged for DUI but the case went PBJ- Nolle prosequi. Technically, I'm allowed to say I was not convicted. I don't know if they will show up pr not.

I have a small bevy of other arrests for a slew of misdemeanor charges but they more or less minor and occurred 10 or more years ago.

I was also wrongfully charged with a DUI in another state, and of course the respectable officer never showed up at trial and the case was dismissed

So how do you like my chances?

 

[Tom MacDonald]

You're fine dude quit stressing

 

[Brownslave688]

Saturday's are just a part of being a ups driver now.


If you don't want to work them. Find another job.

 

[cosmo1]

"Turdwaffle?"

Can I use that with your permission?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

"Turdwaffle?"

Can I use that with your permission?

Only if it's directed at @Turdwaffle

 

[burrheadd]

Was that PBJ on white or wheat

I only like PBJs when you mix the peanut butter and jelly up in a bowl first then spread very thick on wheat bread

 

[oldngray]

Was that PBJ on white or wheat

I only like PBJs when you mix the peanut butter and jelly up in a bowl first then spread very thick on wheat bread

 

[cosmo1]

Was that PBJ on white or wheat

I only like PBJs when you mix the peanut butter and jelly up in a bowl first then spread very thick on wheat bread

Wheat bread is good, but the premix is way too much work.

 

[Turdferguson]

Only if it's directed at @Turdwaffle

Really
@I eat D*'s and floss my teeth with ass hair?

 

[Brownslave688]

Really
@I eat D*'s and floss my teeth with ass hair?

He just got his first nut hair. What makes you think he has ass hair?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Really
@I eat D*'s and floss my teeth with ass hair?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

He just got his first nut hair. What makes you think he has ass hair?

It's coming in strong thank you very much

 

[542thruNthru]

Was that PBJ on white or wheat

I only like PBJs when you mix the peanut butter and jelly up in a bowl first then spread very thick on wheat bread

Only thing I believe about what you just said is when you put things in your mouth you like them very thick.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Hi all, been working preload since the end of January at my local hub. I've wanted to become a driver, but they said I needed to be available every saturday, which is turdwaffle, because of the last two guys to pass Integrad, they've driven maybe twice in the past three months.

Anyway, now that I can sign up, I was wondering how far they'd go back. My driving record has been clean for 5-6 years, but I do have some various arrests in my past, including a DUI, for which I got a PBJ and finished the diversion program and probation. Now the court documents I received list nolle prosequi, and my insurance rates weren't affected. But If I search the local court records online, it still shows that I was charged for DUI but the case went PBJ- Nolle prosequi. Technically, I'm allowed to say I was not convicted. I don't know if they will show up pr not.

I have a small bevy of other arrests for a slew of misdemeanor charges but they more or less minor and occurred 10 or more years ago.

I was also wrongfully charged with a DUI in another state, and of course the respectable officer never showed up at trial and the case was dismissed

So how do you like my chances?

Any turdwaffle felonies?

 

[Poop Head]

Was that PBJ on white or wheat

I only like PBJs when you mix the peanut butter and jelly up in a bowl first then spread very thick on wheat bread

I also mix in some softened butter and cream cheese. Mmmmmmmmm

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I also mix in some softened butter and cream cheese. Mmmmmmmmm

Anal lube?

 

[Poop Head]

Anal lube?

Spread it on your legs in the morning, you'll be in by 5 no problem.

 

[clever_username]

Bruh, I have a felony forgery conviction. If they let me drive, I'm sure they'll let you.

I've often wondered about the legality of my position though. I do deliver to gun stores after all....

 

[Wally]

Hi all, been working preload since the end of January at my local hub. I've wanted to become a driver, but they said I needed to be available every saturday, which is turdwaffle, because of the last two guys to pass Integrad, they've driven maybe twice in the past three months.

Anyway, now that I can sign up, I was wondering how far they'd go back. My driving record has been clean for 5-6 years, but I do have some various arrests in my past, including a DUI, for which I got a PBJ and finished the diversion program and probation. Now the court documents I received list nolle prosequi, and my insurance rates weren't affected. But If I search the local court records online, it still shows that I was charged for DUI but the case went PBJ- Nolle prosequi. Technically, I'm allowed to say I was not convicted. I don't know if they will show up pr not.

I have a small bevy of other arrests for a slew of misdemeanor charges but they more or less minor and occurred 10 or more years ago.

I was also wrongfully charged with a DUI in another state, and of course the respectable officer never showed up at trial and the case was dismissed

So how do you like my chances?

Stay away from our daughters!

 

[Brownslave688]

Bruh, I have a felony forgery conviction. If they let me drive, I'm sure they'll let you.

I've often wondered about the legality of my position though. I do deliver to gun stores after all....

Fed ex grounds HR is the local parole officers.


I'm not sure it's that big of a deal.