Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
No clue why she married me but she's stuck now. I've become accustomed to s lifestyle.
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Yes, it is. They're out there. Ask any of these guys. Some women don't care if they're married either. They just want to fulfill that fantasy.
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We know you love her.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
33% of the time. Hate her 33% of the time. Tolerate her 33% of the time.We know you love her.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Please let me and @RonBurgandy?????????? know when you meet these women
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Sounds normal to me. Lol.
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Ron's probably had a few hit on him. If you were nicer to customers they might hit on you too. Lol.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away a couple of Maurice's girls loved me.
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Okay BS, you're on your own now. I tried to keep you company during your butt watch. I'm fading fast. Any other time @RonBurgandy?????????? would be posting away. Lol.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Can't believe @RonBurgandy?????????? punked out tonight
Bonbon
Well behaved women rarely make history
I never really considered a ups driver hot until my husband became one, lol. I get hit on out of uniform way more than in uniform. Damn uniforms are made for men, lol. Either that or men's fantasies are in other places
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
No I feel for you all those uniforms are not flattering.
I've seen a couple of smoking hotties but not many.
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I'm not a big fan of the brown uniform either. Lol. If I had known years ago how much money they made though, I might have felt differently. KIDDING!!
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Maybe he thought he was gonna get lucky. Lol.
Catatonic
Nine Lives
Picking up an armored SUV?
Catatonic
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Bonbon
Well behaved women rarely make history
So that's really what you all thought of me? Oh wait... no I was just that crazy wife posting for her pathetic husband? Or was I both? Really....I'm just the annoying (in your eyes) and clueless newbie. I'll totally take ownership to that. I've got no choice...I literally only understand 2/3 of what goes on around here. And from what I've learned being a Barney means different things to different people. Ugh. Like I said...feels like been being in middle school again and trying to fit in...
Bonbon
Well behaved women rarely make history
So I'd like to renig my previous statement...I only understand 1/3 (at best) of what goes on here. Tonight even less....I mean... If I didn't know otherwise I would have sworn it was a full moon. Friends at home acting strange, BC friends being bizarre, got pulled over buy a strange acting cop and had to do a sobriety test, then I get tagged here... I could go on....but apparently I'm the only one awake and now tipsy. And I'm posting on this thread, the one with the meanies...So I'll totally expect to wake up to a bunch of Barney comments, and yes I'll make you a sandwich... But for the love of God have you guys forgotten what it was like to be the new guy? Not everyone is a groupie or looking to cause trouble.
Catatonic
Nine Lives
Was not a full moon but it was bright after a cloudy couple of weeks.
BTW, I'm not hitting up on ya ... just friendly and a bit funny.
Yep, these are some mean folks ... they are the 'fluffers' who were cast out of the 'Garden of Greenie' for being 'haters', May Gumby Bless their Souls.
FrigidFTSup
Resident Suit
Day off and I wake up at 430 and can't go back to sleep. Ugh.
