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[Turdferguson]

Why? Cause you're outta spoons????

You scoop an eye with a spoon, not stab.
TTKU

 

[MyTripisCut]

You scoop an eye with a spoon, not stab.
TTKU

Not what happened in Shawshank Redemption.

 

[Future]

Enough already. My kids start Kindergarten tomorrow, wtf should I throw in their lunches?

Bottle of Bacardi?

 

[MyTripisCut]

Not what happened in Shawshank Redemption.

Sorry. Murder in the First. Not Shawshank. Now stfu.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Bottle of Bacardi?

Nah brah.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Enough already. My kids start Kindergarten tomorrow, wtf should I throw in their lunches?

Chips, candy bar, and a sandwich. That's what dads are supposed to put in lunches..

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Nah brah.

Fine Jameson

 

[Turdferguson]

Enough already. My kids start Kindergarten tomorrow, wtf should I throw in their lunches?

Sandwich, carrots OR celery (not both), chips, fruit chew snack, and a small Gatorade

 

[Turdferguson]

Chips, candy bar, and a sandwich. That's what dads are supposed to put in lunches..

WRONG! !!!

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Sandwich, carrots OR celery (not both), chips, fruit chew snack, and a small Gatorade

I figured a man of your size would have some more junk in there

 

[FrigidFTSup]

WRONG! !!!

I'm never wrong

 

[oldngray]

I figured a man of your size would have some more junk in there

He keeps the junk for himself.

 

[Turdferguson]

I'm never wrong

You are @upschuck with a tie

 

[Turdferguson]

I figured a man of your size would have some more junk in there

I protect them from all that crap......by eating it myself. Sacrifice for my kids

 

[FrigidFTSup]

You are @upschuck with a tie

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I protect them from all that crap......by eating it myself. Sacrifice for my kids

What a guy

 

[AsweetGirl]

Enough already. My kids start Kindergarten tomorrow, wtf should I throw in their lunches?

Isn't this your wives job?
If not.....
It all depends on what they like to eat.
If you're packing juice boxes or bottled drinks make sure they know how to open the straw and puncture their juice box, and make sure they know how to properly close a bottle so it doesn't spill all over if they don't finish their drink during lunch.
Wherever you live there's going to be moms that pack the best lunch, all cute and Pinterest like. So it's hard to compete. Just pack something your child will actually eat and knows how to eat without any help. Limit the candy tho.

 

[Operational needs]

Sandwich, carrots OR celery (not both), chips, fruit chew snack, and a small Gatorade

Good job Dad, except not a fruit chew snack...fresh fruit. And a small bottle of water or a juice box. Start them out right.

 

[Operational needs]

Isn't this your wives job?
If not.....
It all depends on what they like to eat.
If you're packing juice boxes or bottled drinks make sure they know how to open the straw and puncture their juice box, and make sure they know how to properly close a bottle so it doesn't spill all over if they don't finish their drink during lunch.
Wherever you live there's going to be moms that pack the best lunch, all cute and Pinterest like. So it's hard to compete. Just pack something your child will actually eat and knows how to eat without any help. Limit the candy tho.

Good point except, why does it have to be his wife's job? He's a very involved dad. His job too.

 

[AsweetGirl]

Good point except, why does it have to be his wife's job? He's a very involved dad. His job too.

It doesn't. There's just a stereotype of women belonging in the kitchen making sammiches so I threw out a low blow without knowing the situation. My apologies Trip.