By Invitation Only

[FrigidFTSup]

Does that lunch meet Michelle's standards?

Gotta make everything political...

 

[Turdferguson]

You must be northern Irish...

Kisses queen Elizabeth ass probably

 

[MyTripisCut]

Gotta make everything political...

And degrade dems....

 

[oldngray]

You're a good dad Trip.

If you tear up tomorrow, you tear up. We've got your back. For maybe like an hour. Then we are going to haze the out of you over it.

Just because @MyTripisCut 's car is like this?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

And degrade dems....

Well, I mean..

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Just because @MyTripisCut 's car is like this?

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Doesn't everybody have a sack of potatoes in their car in case of emergency?

 

[Turdferguson]

I have some Irish in me too (plus others) but being disrespectful wasn't an option for us or my kids. Your parents needed a better paddle. Lol.

My dad broke more than one cutting board on my ass growing up

 

[Future]

Enough already. My kids start Kindergarten tomorrow, wtf should I throw in their lunches?

 

[Operational needs]

My dad broke more than one cutting board on my ass growing up

Why does that not surprise me? Lol.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

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Something the Mrs would do

 

[FrigidFTSup]

My dad broke more than one cutting board on my ass growing up

Weird, I would have bet on a few headshots too

 

[Turdferguson]

I have packed their "lunch" since they were three months old. I was just busting Turds Stones about lunch. I drove to work on Monday for the first time without them in the car with me. Thought it would be great, I missed their incessant questions more than I ever thought. Can't believe they go to kindergarten tomorrow. I may be emotional when they get on the bus, not gonna lie.

It tore me up when my oldest first got on the bus. He looked so tiny in that seat

 

[Operational needs]

Something the Mrs would do

Two basic food groups....grains and fruit. Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

It tore me up when my oldest first got on the bus. He looked so tiny in that seat

And now he terrorizes the bus? Lol.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

It tore me up when my oldest first got on the bus. He looked so tiny in that seat

I remember kicking and screaming at my mom "Why are you doing this to me!"

 

[Turdferguson]

Weird, I would have bet on a few headshots too

Nah, found out later he hated whipping us

 

[Operational needs]

It tore me up when my oldest first got on the bus. He looked so tiny in that seat

I never got to see my little ones get on the school bus until they were much older. I always had to drop them at daycare early. .

 

[Turdferguson]

And now he terrorizes the bus? Lol.

He has calmed down quite a bit. Don't think I got more than three calls on him last year

 

[Operational needs]

He has calmed down quite a bit. Don't think I got more than three calls on him last year

Good. That must be a relief.

 

[Turdferguson]

Why does that not surprise me? Lol.

His fault. He was a way bigger smart ass than I was