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[Wally]

Hard to grow grass. Used to be an old asparagus farm. Gave up.

Never give up! You have to dominate all the neighbors!

 

[Brownslave688]

Listen I have better things to do with my free time. Like early tee times. And I refuse to use chinical on the grass my kids play in.

Are your kids amphibious and absorb things through their skin? Lol

 

[Wally]

Listen I have better things to do with my free time. Like early tee times. And I refuse to use chinical on the grass my kids play in.

How about just the front lawn?

 

[Wally]

Are your kids amphibious and absorb things through their skin? Lol

Any plastic cups, containers, etc in the house?

 

[Wally]

Air fresheners, carpeting, plastic wood, cleaning solutions?

 

[Wally]

Fire smoke, cigar smoke, vinyl..

 

[MyTripisCut]

Are your kids amphibious and absorb things through their skin? Lol

No

How about just the front lawn?

Brown

Any plastic cups, containers, etc in the house?

Of course.










Now blow it out of your asses.

 

[Wally]

Chlorine, bleach, fabric softeners?

 

[MyTripisCut]

Chlorine, bleach, fabric softeners?

He gone!

 

[Wally]

No

Brown

Of course.










Now blow it out of your asses.

Do you drive a car? Store paint in the house?

 

[Brownslave688]

Any plastic cups, containers, etc in the house?

BPA is bad.

 

[Brownslave688]

Do you drive a car? Store paint in the house?

Little does he know all of his kids toys are painted with Chinese lead paint.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Do you drive a car? Store paint in the house?

No car, no paint. Now shove it.

 

[Wally]

He gone!

You can try an organic approach to the lawn. Start with really good seed, use Milorganite once a month, and corn gluten in the spring. The zoysia has to go though.

 

[Wally]

No car, no paint. Now shove it.

Why so huffy?

 

[oldngray]

 

[Wally]

BPA is bad.

Everything is plastic now. I hear theories of the plastic mimicking estrogens?

 

[Wally]

Dominate Trip!

 

[Wally]

 

[MyTripisCut]

Why so huffy?

Just came from me grandmothers funeral. Wanted a nice fire and cigar, got rained on. Got made fun of for lawn maintenance. Peak just around the corner, halfway done a stupid career at UPS. Other than that, I’m great. Great family and all healthy!